...Jusƚ Sorƚ of RoƚƚinG

🖤Black Heart🖤 🦇Broken Soul🦇💀Life Coach💀

[...Jusƚ Sorƚ of RoƚƚinG @HardlyUnDead]

Cute nice girls are boring af, get yourself a gorgeous mean narcissist and spice your fucken life up.

[smfh @HmmSighOops]

I'll only retweet people with dark circles

[smfh @HmmSighOops]

normalize sympathy sex

[Jules @julesbrazz]

I know a lot about death if you want a fun conversation

[Sho’Nuff @numeri33]

If you’re over the age of 40 and a 12 year old tells you not to upload a particular operating system or app to your computer due to its vulnerability for hacking; you listen to that shit.

[M@m@GRēY³🏳️‍⚧️ @Lil_MythGrey]

Even my abandonment issues are afraid of being abandoned

[M@m@GRēY³🏳️‍⚧️ @Lil_MythGrey]

Me: Move along, nothing to see here.
Cop:

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

It’s such a shame when people are humorless. They obviously haven’t endured enough trauma in their life.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

I’ve been insecure about my face since grade 9. My friend’s ex shared his hymnal with me during the service, so she decided she hated me. She was on yearbook and blew up an extremely unflattering photo of me to centre in our class collage. Anyway I’m fine everything is fine.

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

Your friendship circle is filled with assholes.

[...Jusƚ Sorƚ of RoƚƚinG @HardlyUnDead]

My sexual identity is Daddy Issues.

[Sooz @CruisinSoozan]

Me: *screams “FUCK” into the void*
Void: “Would you like to upsize that to a “FUUUUUUUCK” for just 99 cents?

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

drank the entire jar of maraschino cherry juice in the fridge. now we wait.

[Tommy Knоckers @TomE83_]

You didn't tell me that.

- Men who have been told.

[...Jusƚ Sorƚ of RoƚƚinG @HardlyUnDead]

@gaurav_verma23 Well, that makes one of us. 😅

[...Jusƚ Sorƚ of RoƚƚinG @HardlyUnDead]

Thank you guys for the warm welcome back!

I've had a rough year and decided that it was time to surround myself with funny, friendly and warm people but they didn't answer when I called so I decided I'd settle for you fuck heads.

[blank plank ☭ @tiring_tho23]

I would fall for you, but my emotions are already buried in the ground.

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

My laptops flat

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

you don’t know me until i’ve made you a playlist