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corncob tv subscriber 🏒🛢️
co-host of @theaudpodcast

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A stat that doesn't seem real but it is:
Connor McDavid is 5 career playoff assists behind Patrick Kane and has played 71 less games.

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@djsuupaa @Hali

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

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Rousey doing to Carano what Joshua could've done to Jake Paul (end the fight in 16 seconds) is poetic, I guess

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@irisketball "Cooler than the other side of the stocking!"

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

“They’re 74-40. Cancel the season.”

[Room Reports @RoomsReport]

@SowmyaK 43 tracks. One drop.
Billboard counts partial plays.
Spotify counts at 30 seconds.
That’s not a quality debate.

That’s a streaming economics story.

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Happened to me in year 6 of a baseball dynasty. Broke my heart.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

He's finally rebuilt his dynasty team into a legit title contender. Have the commissioner fold the league because they're in too many and are trying to spend more time with their family

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

You don't get it. It's the 2026 Schedule Release!

📰 https://t.co/CIxG8eTk9u

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I highly doubt I'm ever hearing from them, and if I do, it'll be about something else entirely. They did, however, manage to let me know they had the most successful Mother's Day in their company's history, which is probably to do with charging more and delivering less.

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Just terrible service out of @Bloomex_canada. Guaranteed me a delivery between 9 am May 10 and 12 on May 12th. It arrived 730 on May 13th, and what was sent was a completely different order. A much smaller bouquet and pretzels(?). Talked to them, and they told me no refunds

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And said there were no managers working today when I asked to speak to someone who could offer a refund. The associate I was speaking to was the "acting operations manager" and assured me I would be contacted via email by a manager. If they send emails the way they send flowers

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Who cares

[Daniel Pika @itsDanielPika]

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like

Sam - out (vacation)
Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad)
Chris - probable (working late)
Tommy - active (back injury)
Mike - out (scared)

You get the idea

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Doggo just wanted a chance to compete in the Winter Olympics.

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@bepryor Most of the time reporters ask terrible questions. We witnessed a rare moment of humanity at the cost of professionalism or GETTIN A SCOOP. Maybe just let this one go.

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@JonnyRoot_ The amount of good questions asked per time allotted is so low. Most of these scrums are entirely inane, uninteresting, and pointless. There have been past cases of unprofessionalism from reporters in press conferences, almost all of them negative. All to say maybe STFU this time

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@BLima790 I'm a Jays fan, love Kirk, am overweight and found this hilarious. People are fuckin' weird, dude, sorry.

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

The Blue Jays’ last World Series appearance led to a one night stand involving a Hooters waitress that resulted in this kid being born.