𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢

“─𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜.”

supernatural, parody. 18+ // ms

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

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⠀⠀𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚢.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

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⠀“𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.”

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@Oforderandgrace ᴴᵇᵃᵈᵍᵉrʳ

these two have my heart

[NAOMI @Oforderandgrace]

@hardysways
Naomi: all my affection is learned behavior I enjoy it but it’s adaptation very primitive

Also Naomi: I WOULD STAY MY BLADE WERE IT YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE

I WILL PULL YOUR SOUL FROM PURGATORIES GRASP

I WILL FIGHT THE DEVIL AND FACE BRIMSTONE FOR YOUR FATE

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@Oforderandgrace ─ pity the beast who saw you breaking down gates to retrieve me. I love you too, darling.”

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

honestly considering faking my own end again just for some bloody peace and quiet.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@Oforderandgrace ─ most terrifying thing i've ever heard from your presence.”

he smirked then, the promise and affection remained in his grasp, happiness. the king of hell only shared it with her.
“most settle for flowers and cards and you're threatening dimensions. i'd awfully ─

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

odd, from Jo.

[Jo Harvelle #Fanaccount @ATwistedPistol]

Maybe that’s where mine is coming from

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

another day, another winchester induced migraine.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

he's probably going to sulk in a cave.

[Evelyn Galloway @Herhybridways_]

@hardysways Oh poor thing

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

he's survived lucifer, he's survived the winchesters, yet somehow the true torment was waking up with the k-pop song, golden, stuck in loop. like a cursed bloody hymn.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

i do enjoy humanity. no-one sabotages humans quite like other humans.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

he's already found the open bar while waiting, of course he did. he's the king of hell. carrying a gift of one of only 12 made scotch whiskeys, an envelope to the deeds and keys of an island for the couple.

#AnIneffableWedding

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

“it's awfully sickening to watch over the centuries, it's as though their desire to self-ruin clouds all other strengths.”

[𝐇𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞 @AtTheCrxssroads]

"Took the words right from my lips. Humanity has been cursing itself for years."

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@loneswolfie “rather correct, though demons these days appear to have more morals than humanity. i was summoned to make a deal, young lad. said he'd give his soul to pass a math test. a math test.”

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

people always ask why i drink, then they start talking.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@AnEtherealEcho “i would rather be tossed in a coffin of the highest peak into depths of waters than ever share a sheet with that bloody chap!”
defensive, of course he was.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

“not quite yet.”

[𝐎𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐝 @AnEtherealEcho]

@hardysways please don't tell me you've gotten yourself killed

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@Oforderandgrace poetic, it was indeed. though he always had found naomi's boldness and key attention to the finer details admiring. truthfully, he found her completely admiring.

“then as long as your presence remains, angel or human, i suppose i'll keep on living for you.”

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

as was he, it was a moment in time where heaven and hell coexisted long before battles forced it. who would have guessed the king of hell and the trickster would have had such history together.

“i am open to the idea of gaining another poster.”

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖑 (𝕯𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗) @SugaryTricks]

"I bet they do. Guess ee will find out."

He laughed, looking around. He too was proud of that history.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@Casseraphangel he smirked then, yeah he knew he got under the angels skin. that would do him.
“ah come on now, less of the sulking. it doesn't suit whatever complexion you're attempting to rock today.”

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

“castiel, fetch. castiel, stay. ring a bell?”

[Jɪᴍᴍʏ Nᴏᴠᴀᴋ, 𝑨𝒎𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒐 .ᐟ @Casseraphangel]

⸻ I'm nobody's lap dog.⸻ It bothers him a lot.

[𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 @hardysways]

@AnEtherealEcho “just what are these rumours you speak off?”
his brows rose then, curious by her wording.