Harf

I'm invisible, omnipresent and more than a little obnoxious. [But if you're hollerin' about foreign policy, you're barking up the wrong tree.]

[Harf @harf]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna let you change my password so stop trying k thx baiii

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Still here. Still shaking my damn head at. it. all.

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@TheAnneLister Postcards from the Edge

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@Whataburger I’m choosing to interpret this as a subtle sign of support for the guy who’d bring Whataburger to the White House. AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

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@nathanallebach @MoonPie I mean, I was close.

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@nathanallebach @MoonPie Moon Unit Zappa?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and I'll follow you. And watch you. And judge you. 24/7.

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@MarciaPutnam @AmericaWillSurv (Normally I don’t respond to tweets, but I have to break character and tell you that this is the only intelligent tweet I, Harf [NOT to be confused with Ms. Harf], have ever the pleasure of receiving.)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Remember basic human decency? Good times.

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@HarharfYT Bro, you don’t want this. Unless you enjoy hate mail from mouth-breathing Trumpers.

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@drkmagneto @FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam Yeah...so that’s not a pun. It’s just a dumb rhyme. But thanks for playing!

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@Cougar7Mike @LAGTweetsMe Um. Well, I...am a five-year-old boy's invisible friend, so...I can say anything? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Like @ChuckFnStrong,

I
cannot
be

fired. https://t.co/ILjWnlctB7

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@LAGTweetsMe P.S. This is and, since 2009, has been, the Twitter account for a five-year-old's invisible friend.

Shoo, evil trolls! SHOO!

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@LAGTweetsMe Sorry to burst yer bubble, lady, but I can't be fired. BWAHAHAHA.

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Stahp.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I saw what you just did and it was disgusting.

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@lablair @StephenAtHome We're practically equals. Ish.

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Unless you're a) watching it also, or b) @StephenAtHome, reading this tweet. Then we can call it a tie.

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I'm watching @StephenAtHome's very first #LateShow, which makes me superior to you in every way, shape and form.