carissa

[carissa @harissac]

My ex when he texts me

[Abby Burke @abbyburke123]

It’s spooky szn

[carissa @harissac]

Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?

[carissa @harissac]

Lord, I thought you hung the moon

[carissa @harissac]

@LoBuzzzz Try Celsius instead. Its way better

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

bitches will have “Nashville, tn” in their Instagram bio but their zip code is in Franklin like not quite babe but close!

[carissa @harissac]

@Samanthaa62696 I’m hooked on that new Netflix show so I’m sure I’ll be asking you questions 😂

[carissa @harissac]

A day in my brain

[carissa @harissac]

@1800CONTACTS has the best customer service, hands down 🙌🏼

[carissa @harissac]

I just want a sugar daddy to buy me a Stanley

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m doing an Irish hello (saying I’ll probably be there but never showing up)

[carissa @harissac]

@va_ginadiaries Right. Mind blown

[carissa @harissac]

I was today years old when I learned that there are 1.4 billion pounds of cheese buried underneath Missouri

[carissa @harissac]

@LoBuzzzz You crack me up omg 😂

[carissa @harissac]

@LoBuzzzz Lol dm me, I’m dying to know who this is lmao

[carissa @harissac]

@theonlymamakc Ammonium lactate. It used to be a prescription but I believe it’s OTC now!

[carissa @harissac]

@LoBuzzzz She said what she said 💅🏼

[carissa @harissac]

We are designed to love and break
And to rinse and repeat it all again

[trash jones @jzux]

i shouldn’t have written “never change” in all those boys’ yearbooks in high school, seems like some of them took my advice

[carissa @harissac]

@_meekmelli He’s hanging with Chico 🦜🐶🤍