Harleigh Johnson

I laugh more than I talk

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

since colleges are taking classes online for the next couple weeks that means people are being homeschooled. Welcome to the kingdom punks.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

the greatest rap song of this generation

[CNN @CNN]

This dog owner wasted no time jumping into a frozen pool to save her pup, Sid https://t.co/OVyBHKoTjH

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

why is this so uncomfortable to look at 😂

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

if you want to know how to make someone mad, lowercase their name when you respond to them - my dad

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

“A star fruit is a vegetable”

[Film Facts 🎬 @Factsonfilm]

Robert Pattinson says there were 'months at a time' while filming 'Tenet' where he was not even ‘vaguely understanding’ the film

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

if u saw me crying in lucky goat while reading gentle and lowly yes u did — reading about the heart of Christ leaves me in absolute awe, completely humbled and full of adoration towards God my Savior & my King.

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

studying in lucky goat and hearing @citychurchtally ‘s home for Christmas music playing is a dream🤩

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

GOLDEN. OUT NOW.
https://t.co/HlUqLOcmDx

[Earth @earth]

Cotton candy skies in Australia.

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

Some Christian women are leading other women into sinful natures by encouraging them to find their worth and all things comforting within themselves. It’s ridiculous. Literally turn to Christ. Within Him is your worth. Within Him is your comfort. You aren’t enough. He is.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Following @netflix’s disturbing promotion of “Cuties,” I sent a letter calling on @TheJusticeDept to investigate whether Netflix, its executives, or the filmmakers violated any federal laws against the production and distribution of child pornography.

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

James to Keyshawn! TD

FSU 7 GT 0 | 1Q 8:05

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

people with fuzzy dice hanging from their rear view mirror in their car will always terrify me

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

I did half an assignment of calculus and called it a day

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

It’s 7 days into September and I have not seen a SINGLE Christmas decoration.

This is sickening.

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

i want soup

[Harleigh Johnson @harleighjohn]

Shea- I don’t know what the heak a receiver is but I’m not being that