harley

what a woman does is open doors / ui ‘22 / she/her managing tv director @thedailyiowan

[harley @harley_p_]

this act finally got unlocked by tw*tter but now I like my other acct better so go to @harley_atchison

[harley @harley_p_]

merry christmas n happy holidays https://t.co/dEnpZ1dckA

[harley @harley_p_]

first thing I’m doing when I get the covid vaccine? an nyc weekend bender as illustrated in the early 2000s snl opening credits

[m @skellysuit]

if you listen to phoebe bridgers the vaccine should worry about what’s inside you

[harley @harley_p_]

definitely him

[isaiah🥤 @_oyeabraham]

If COVID-19 was a TV Show Character, who would it be?

[harley @harley_p_]

shoutout to people that work at 2-4am on a panic-induced high because their anxiety is immobilizing during daylight hours

[harley @harley_p_]

@oliverwillham unique is also good I think :(

[harley @harley_p_]

i think my dentist calling my smile perfect every time i have an appointment is giving me a complex

[harley @harley_p_]

goddamn :( this year has been so difficult. I hope john gets the help he needs + knows there are so many people supporting his recovery.

[People @people]

John Mulaney Has Checked Into Rehab​ https://t.co/7PrdexkdMs

[harley @harley_p_]

@spazzfaz your taste never disappoints me

[harley @harley_p_]

@oliverwillham honestly ?? not at all

[harley @harley_p_]

my family has had hbo max all this time and they never told me 🧍🏻‍♀️

[walker @walkercapl]

If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't

[harley @harley_p_]

ok but Andy Samberg did not host the 2015 emmys to get ripped off by netflix https://t.co/fGgoZ993xX

[Netflix @netflix]

To everyone who felt like they finished Netflix this year ... thanks for watching it all!

[harley @harley_p_]

definitely these

[KATIE🐞 @muppetquayn]

if you were a church, what would your eucharist be

[Jeff Topolski @JeffTopolski]

The corner we keep rounding:

[harley @harley_p_]

@sofia_odis AMAZING

[harley @harley_p_]

just turned in my last final who wants to scream into the void with me