Rhys Krispie Treat

Time isn’t linear|Madame Narf|Liberty Biberty|she/her|you can guaran-goddamn-tee I’m gonna put a cap in your ass|

[Rhys Krispie Treat @harley_tequila]

You are one of my favorite people on this planet. You are at peace now and I will always love you ❤

[𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐍 ᯓ★ @whizzerlive]

elton john do not fucking move rn. lock the doors.

[aisha says ✨fuck ai & free palestine✨ @ManicPixieCurse]

saying it's ableist to be anti ai like Beethoven wasn't deaf, Stevie Wonder isn't blind, & Frida Kahlo didn't start painting bcuz of being bed bound for 3 months + used a brace for her spine after that. disabled artists have always been here & your chatgpt ass can't compete

[chelss @mrbbenchelss]

barbenheimer dunesday blah blah blah HUNGER JACKSON is coming

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[wound luvr !! 🔞 @woundluvrrr]

you want me to get a JOB? the thing that sent RYLAND GRACE into SPACE?

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[🪲 @frankvnstein]

Your goat's goat

[ico @yonceremover]

it's been widely known since the release of the odyssey, 2700 years ago

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

A rider has just handed me this dispatch from Annapolis:

The Annapolis Convention has resolved that Maryland will establish a state Constitution.

[natty @natspup_]

metro natty

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

*baby crying on plane*

Guy beside me: "Can there be anything worse than a baby crying on a plane?"

Me *pulling out my bagpipes*:

"Let's find out.'

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨ @TaraWineQueen]

Matilda did not walk her four-year-old self to the public library every afternoon to soak up every possible moment she could in the comfort of books and joy of learning for you to not take advantage of your local library’s innumerable charms