Harley J

"I'm dealing with it." -the title of my autobiography

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@GovBillLee A lot of us are still out of jobs! Lets get the bars open until 3!!

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

WEST FINAL: #9 @BarstoolWazzu takes on #10 @BarstoolUND

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s handle using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote.

@TheCoug_
@JoeBlacksBar

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

#1 @OUBarstool takes on #9 @BarstoolWazzu

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s name using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote

@Seven47Norman
@TheCoug_

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@mywaywardpun At work on international womans day and this 70 year old man calls me nothing but big titty girl

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

So I walked out of a restaurant today with my dog and almost ran into a group headed in.

Guy: Pretty eyes.
Me: My dog?! I know!
Guy: No...you.
Me: Oh...K?

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

Help my pup/doggo/floof Miley to beat Parvo. Click to Donate: https://t.co/3QLgOZyMh8 via @gofundme

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@ElysianBrewing @AnheuserBusch Oh, that careers page is my stomping ground. Just waiting on the #hire 🍺🙏🏽🍺🙏🏽

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

I have applied to every job I can find that would allow me to talk/drink/think beer on a daily basis. #hireme @AnheuserBusch @ElysianBrewing

[Sara Privatt @PrivattSara]

@harleyjpig - why would anyone like me when I'm not even into myself?

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

Warm cookies cant disappoint you I'm only going out with warm cookies from here on out

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@drpepper But, that's none of my business.

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

Being single is pressing your icy toes on your own damn legs ❄️

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

"I dont think I could ever date someone who bites their string cheese." @PrivattSara

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@TheCoug_ has Guinness on tap again. This is not a drill. 😍

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@KevCantHang

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

Im getting a tattoo of a butt for friday the 13th lets do this

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

“@WSHHVlDEOS: @ ALL MY EXs. https://t.co/ylgDip5ut5”

I love chance😂

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

"Its weird bc you get naked and then people touch you" -@anneyolosolo

[Harley J @harleyjpig]

@beardedxsloth who told u weddings are happy events #lovedoesntexistbryce