Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸

“Britain’s anti-government mascot”. Haleh هاله. Iranian nut on the spectrum. Mother of cats. I use hyperbole a lot.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Winter 2020/Summer 2026

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@EarthToG @newoxof @Samrunnerxhv2 You keep saying "if this happened" then describing things that did not happen lol. CCTV and multiple reports state what happened. She wasn't under attack, she went on a rampage. Unnecessary devils advocate

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I am so confused as to why anyone would deny a murder that was seen by all the witnesses in no less than the middle of bloody Oxford Street

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Former X Factor finalist denies murder and GBH https://t.co/hHp71UecFI

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

Andy Burnham says he wants to release low-risk female prisoners early.

I suggest he starts with these three women from Palestine Action who were jailed as “terrorists” for trying to stop the mass murder of children in Gaza.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@david_robi82719 Oxford Circus then. Jesus thanks for the contribution

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

I didn't know that much about Rod Liddle. But I do know that you have to have spent your life being a real massive prick for the entire country to celebrate when you die

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@EarthToG She's very likely going to be found guilty of murder, her actions can't be justified. You don't sharply mount a pavement, hit a pedestrian you personally know and dislike, then reverse over their body by accident or to protect yourself.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@tim_brannigan She doesn't even have a lawyer lol she's self representing for a murder charge

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@EarthToG Manslaughter maybe but not self defence, that would be literally impossible since she was in her car, her victim was not, and she deliberately mounted the pavement to hit her

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@FillyKris Oh that trial is going to take a minute and a half

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

It's great until you're buying a restricted product, need a carrier bag or have some machine malfunction, then two years to get the assistants attention has been added on to your shop

[sarah 🌙 @theresnoyou]

unless you’re old af or have mobility issues self checkout is like the easiest thing ever. i’ll never understand why people act like it’s some major inconvenience to use 😭

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

@loveparisa I was so confused how they found this 😂

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

You waited a long time to steal this word for word 😂

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

She has the same accent as Andrew Tate

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

Meltdown 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

"Because isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

What’s your favourite feminist quote?

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Strange comment to make on behalf of people who steal houses from Palestinian grandparents

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Have you noticed that no one is trying to sneak into Muslim countries?

There is a reason for that.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

"Demolished Iran" was a good one. You needed US help to even attempt and between the pair of you, you just made Iran richer

[Liberal Memes @HistoryIsOver]

@davidsaysstuff_ Yes, Israel survived without substantial US aid through the 60s.

Today you have
-Battered Palestinian militant orgs
-Battered Hezbollah
- Syria is no longer a threat
- Peace with Egypt and Jordan
- Demolished Iran

People thinking Israel falls without US funding are coping

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[ceci | 🍉 @cecitheconkeror]

and Europe has not been the same ever since

[Parisa @loveparisa]

red line for Iranians

Yemen ❤️

Lebanon ❤️

Palestine ❤️

Iraq ❤️

Armenia ❤️

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen