EL C.H.A.V.O

Mum says son you’re handsome but it’s probably the Primark. rehabilitated former school playground chewing gum cartel. music. the reds. #SouthLondonSupremacist

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Met big Donald, he told me to call him Donnie. Called him a twat.

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@LickshotLippy Boss man sells it

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi is top 3 songs OAT btw

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@Fink_Money You’re forgetting that most people who sit at home watching Martin are probably a bit thick

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

As someone who spent hours upon hours watching him live… suck your mum

[#89's hands @sthsthburner]

As someone who has spent hours upon hours on footballia, I can 100% tell you that if Ronaldinho played today the slander surrounding him would be disgusting lol

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Little Britain was only funny because I was 9

[Sammy Mac @sammymacuk]

Mass psychosis where we all pretend that we never found Little Britain or Russell Brand's Radio 2 show funny

[. @TDEAVFC]

David Walliams after his name got leaked

[js @js1906_]

We used to have a proper number 8

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Beggin it

[TrueAFCNews @TrueAFCNews]

Dele Alli burned an Arsenal shirt on his Twitch livestream today. 🤔

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@__Laolu Did you not read my original tweet mate

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

An immigrant in Nigeria faces a longer, more conditional, and less predictable path to secure permanent status than the UK skilled worker route. Same as India and most of the country these people are from but they weren’t/aren’t campaigning for immigrant rights back home init

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@__Laolu So? 😭

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

The celebrations are worse than the goals, he hasn’t got any sauce. Never going to the top.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Come for Thierno Barry's goals, stay for his celebrations. 🥳🕺

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

The driver

[Scarcity News @ScarcityStudios]

A Northampton gang robbed 780 kilos of cocaine off the back of a lorry while the driver was getting a cup of tea, they were disturbed while loading the drugs and fled the scene, within two hours they would be arrested and this week they were sentenced.

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@GYMLFC

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

DISCLAIMER- I do not normally endorse the opinions of Joey Barton

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

When Joey Barton said this they treated him like a mad man

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid are studying Vinícius Jr’s BODY STRUCTURE to understand whether anything has changed physically!

The Brazilian is NO LONGER running as fast as before and has lost confidence when taking on defenders.

Vinícius knows he is NOT at his best and is determined to return to his previous level.

José Mourinho will do everything possible to help him recover, but the TEAM comes first.

If Vinícius fails to adapt to Mourinho’s demands, he will be BENCHED. He has ONE MONTH to prove himself.

— @eldebate_com

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Mental health

[Harvs @Harvs010]

Really don’t get this. Stay at Bayern and win the league and cups easily or go back to the Prem and get the scoring record. Surely you’d want to have both when you retire?

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

@K_Willzzz Ordinary people didn’t have a say and even the paying the owners themselves was probably a necessary evil to achieve abolition

[EL C.H.A.V.O @EarthToG]

Nah bruv this book cover is mind games

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

This is not what the corrupt establishment expected or wanted to see this week