Harley Sideburns

Goofball Genius alias

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

Anytime I take a look at my life and I am perhaps a tad ungrateful for how good I have it, I remember I'm the same age as @VancityReynolds and I see how my life could have been way, way, way.....way better.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

@AustinKingPC I noticed some independent performer profiles list contact info for talent agencies. I concede I'm not in the industry and it may make perfect sense inside the industry.

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@Straighthotmen @kimmygrangerxxx Dick, face, left big toe, I'm open.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

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[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

Old cars don't have odometers that go to 999,999. They go to 99,999.9 and rollover to 00,000.0 no problem.

[cici @chintya_qu]

After 999,999 mileages in an old car.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

Was that an explosion? 3:26pm
#RaytownMO

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

If science class explained everything with Midwest emo music, we would have a lot more people paying attention.

Nuclear power explained.
It’s just a fancy way to heat water and make electricity.

🔊

[Fun Viral Vids 😊 @Fun_Viral_Vids]

From that day on, Michael realized that playing Call of Duty was child's play 😉

[Dean Capture @DeanCapture]

New to the industry and about to walk your first red carpet?🙌🏼

My buddy & fellow photographer @Jays_Playhouse put together a fantastic guide on how to move, pose, and present yourself like a pro at events & award shows.

Huge respect to @AustinKingPC for publishing this to help the next generation.❤️

Totally worth the read🔥

https://t.co/GEkJhxx8RB

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

@kimmygrangerxxx So you're saying there's a chance?

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@MbarkCherguia Winning.

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@DAMIADENUGA That gate opens to a stairway. Google worlds thinnest apartment in Tokyo Japan. Same design.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

@konstructivizm Galactic imperial quarantine zone. LOL

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@Skippityrizzd @kimmygrangerxxx Granger Rangers? Granger Goons?

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@ThrillaRilla369 Women's rights.

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@PristineEdgexxx The Art of Happiness by H.H. the Dali Llama.

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@maryycherryy Advertising demographics.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

@WhiteHouse future is uncertain. Avoid Coruscant. Avoid detection. Be secret... but be strong. We will each be challenged: our trust, our faith, our friendships. But we must persevere and, in time, I believe a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.

[Harley Sideburns @harleysideburns]

@WhiteHouse I regret to report that both our Jedi Order and the Republic have fallen, with the dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the Temple. That time has passed, and our