Harlo

Natural Born World-Shaker

[Harlo @harlo37]

Hey @Sonos you really really need to take out the stupid pop ups in your app. Why do you want to make your premium product feel like a damn eMachine from the 90s? I have all the speakers I need and I don’t want to use your streaming service. Seriously.

[Harlo @harlo37]

Hey @Apple l have a suggested feature. Trigger filters. Where you can specify a detected person, pet, etc and not have pictures of them constantly pop up on your phone. Also holidays. And I am looking for work and have lots of good ideas. Thanks. Bye.

[Harlo @harlo37]

Hour three at the optometrist with my grandmother. Thought we were embarking on a simple Vision Mission, turns out it was a Vision Quest.

[Harlo @harlo37]

I will never get bored of hearing folks from the UK over-complicate the saying of Hyundai.

[Harlo @harlo37]

You know when Boris Johnson disagrees with your asinine decision, you have seriously fucked up. And no wonder the Vatican is favor, wouldn’t want to ruin the crop.

[Harlo @harlo37]

It’s probably time to mention that Amazon Prime’s app makes a Blockbuster look like Amoeba Records. They have had the same 12 movies in the Prime UHD section since the app launched despite there being hundreds more available. And why is every UHD movie a separate item? Pathetic

[Harlo @harlo37]

Here’s a free idea. Special edition Mtn Dew Gamer Fuel that is a mix of iced tea. Call of DewTea. It’s already a lime citrus flavor which mixes well with teas. It couldn’t be a worse monstrosity than Flaming Hot Cheeto flavor.

[Harlo @harlo37]

@SupergiantGames Just two tiny bug/fix suggestions for Hades:
1) auto-pause for controller disconnect (at least on XB)
2) and I can confirm this on XB and Switch, the Flameeater audio only works half the time on a catch. I’ve only heard the “metal” cue once with hundreds caught

[Bad Movie Fiends @BMFcast]

Gordon's back from 'Nam. His wife is dead from a heroin overdose. Gordon's pissed. This means war. Join us as we talk 1973's GORDON'S WAR on our latest #livestream #podcast thing! #BlaxploitationHistoryMonth https://t.co/rtwUZFXU33

[Harlo @harlo37]

When your 2020s YouTube subscriptions inadvertently make 80s kismet.

[Harlo @harlo37]

Far be it for me to tell anyone how to do their job but someone may want to double check the wording on the @disneyplus description copy for S4E14 of @blackishabc

[Harlo @harlo37]

Gonna open up a tattoo parlor that specializes in breast artwork only. Call it Tat for Tit.

[Harlo @harlo37]

There will be times in your life when you will question your worth. When these times happen, take comfort in the fact that you will never be as useless as the Skip Intro button on an episode of Peacemaker.

[Harlo @harlo37]

Nothing will make me instant despise a game more than having non 0:5 point achievements. I’m looking at you Aragami and your bullshit 19 point achievements.

[Harlo @harlo37]

Woke up from a nap and my bed head went for Wachootoo Prank.

[Harlo @harlo37]

🎶 It’s like ordering Chinese food when you’re alone on Thanksgiving Day and they deliver the wrong order, isn’t it ironic? Dontchathink? 🎶 I’m not calling out for help or proper definitions of irony, which, for the record, is the opposite of wrinkly.

[Bad Movie Fiends @BMFcast]

Surprise! It's a Tuesday livestream! The gang's all here and we are PUMPED to talk about 1996's DAY OF THE WARRIOR! https://t.co/nis87FZ8jx

[Bad Movie Fiends @BMFcast]

To space we go as Christopher Lambert is sent to space jail in the space sequel FORTRESS 2: RE-ENTRY! https://t.co/tu3f2eR8bd

[Harlo @harlo37]

If ever there was any question as to whether we are professional podcasters, how about the business newspaper mentioning us? So stocks, mergers, and executions or something.

[Bad Movie Fiends @BMFcast]

Ahem… WE GOT MENTIONED IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL!

[Bad Movie Fiends @BMFcast]

Justin Power works for Espionage Incorporated and has a time travel belt and an agent named Kitty working for him who saves his life several times over. Join us as we try to make sense of the 60s spy thriller DIMENSION 5! https://t.co/FJv6MzYUFp