sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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Travis Kelce has reportedly ordered huge 51 boxes of red roses for $31K to welcome Taylor Swift back to the US after finishing Europe leg of The Eras Tour
🚨| Taylor Swift and special guest, Ed Sheeran, performing a mashup of "Everything Has Changed", "End Game" and "Thinking Out Loud" at today's show! #LondonTSTheErasTour