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just because it's slow, doesn't mean it's gentle

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I'm trying so hard to leave this app, please check my linktree for butterfly app

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It's bad

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Anyone else remember collecting all those Dum-Dums wrappers

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Brisket Cheesecake

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@JasonKPargin But not the Rizla

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While I don't take the day itself off they're permissive of slightly reduced performance during October, and days I have to leave early to work the haunt.

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I like how at my job they recognize that Halloween is the holiday I treat with the most earnest cultural importance

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I wanna get paid to bathe bearded dragons real talk

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Oops I looked at the German Aldi website out of curiosity and now I'm sad I'm not in Germany

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Oops I went on google maps and made myself miss salford again

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@termnallyonline Six weed smoking girlfriends, that can be a family

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Had a dream about a bedroom with SIX bathroom sinks in it. So yeah, I'm kind of a fucked up person.

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Just found out she is going to Miami with a friend, thank god

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Trying not to worry abt my 15 yr old niece I haven't even met yet whose family won't evacuate from Milton, cos I have no way to even contact her guardians hahah

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You ever imagine what it'd be like if your cat just attacked u as hard as they can. I think I'd pull thru but there would be a lot of blood

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The reality: trying to sleep with a full bladder
The dream:

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In all of my travels, the worst culture shock I've ever felt was on returning to the US

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I got two free tickets to see The National this week (worth approx $150 total) because I was on Facebook at JUST the right time. Any time can be just the right time. I've also gotten full furniture sets, stacks of good CDs, and lots of other cool nik naks.

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On one hand, I adore Buy Nothing as an accessible form of mutual aid. On the other hand, I fear it is deepening my social media addiction by offering material rewards for constant scrolling.

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What offputting things appear in your instagram suggestions? Mine is freaky gore