Harmon Tedesco

star kicker for bms, love cocaine and fat hookers, 5⭐️ weed grower and dealer

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

0/10 on CFB bets today and spent the whole paycheck on it. Time to win it back tomorrow

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

Apparently my pull out game weak. But guess I’d rather be safe than sorry

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

My first time while I’m driving?Ya that’s pretty cool

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

Hey Alexa play “I just had sex”

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

No free trial by Quizlet is such an L

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

STL hits fucking HARD

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@IiKeion1 @JHashbird His hot ass aunt does this

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

Why did the bucs draft another wr? Got 4 of them mfs now

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@TheMooreyShow The sportsbooks pushed this pattern so everyone would bet him to have a HR and they rigged it so he wouldnt get one

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

Betting the house on Nick Castellanos to go yard today. #riptothepope

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@PaulJohnsonJr69 and I kicked @AlCzervik17 ass on the links today

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@AlCzervik17 @PaulJohnsonJr69 and I cooked yo ass

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

One more sleep til @PaulJohnsonJr69 and I kick ass on the links

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@mike_oxlong1122 @Chawgo Takes any chance to shit on MD

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High point got robbed. Just wait til next year for their revenge tour

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

On a generational run rn losing 8 bets in a row. Bound to strike gold eventually. #neverquit

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@_RareRj_ No college team is giving up when only down 12 with 5 left to go. Again why college is much better than nba

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

Just lost this bet because the lakers fans started chanting bronny and he got put in for reeves with 5 fucking minutes left in the game. Un-fucking-believable

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@_RareRj_ Was a 12 point game with 5 min left. Realistically nugs could have tried to came back if they put their starters in but that’s the problem with the NBA. Nobody cares enough

[Harmon Tedesco @harmonted1]

@castle_tha41961 U never lose unless you quit