Harmony Jupiter

comedian | SAG-AFTRA actress | chemistry/math/French tutor | writer | UC Berkeley grad | rep: @mjbtalentagency

[Harmony Jupiter @harmony_jupiter]

That one girl who just got back from Amsterdam. We’ve all met her. (Or been her!)

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God bless @netflix - House of Guinness, The Diplomat and Drive to Survive giving me life!

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@jeffreyhoward33 CONGRATS! (Late, I know. Was out of the country and just saw on IMDbPro!)

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@cottrelltravis @usopen Maybe partly because they both want European fans to be able to watch? It’s already past 22h here and the match is only in the first set. Probably not the main reason but it does help if you want to watch them in Europe. The other match is scheduled for 2am and will get pushed

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@jeffreyhoward33 Yayyyy! Congrats!!!!!!!!!

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@LisaASundstedt On a timer! So it would make their coffee when it was time to get up!

(I have the opposite problem; I wake up super early without an alarm and then I’m tired all day 🥴)

[Coco Gauff @CocoGauff]

wow.
this means so much to me truly….french open champion🥹
i worked so hard for this moment and for it to have happened is insane. thank you God ❤️ and thank you everyone. this means the world…. I ‘m still in shock honestly can’t find the words but all I can say for now is just thank you and never give up on your dreams🫶🏾

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@rolandgarros @tntsports

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@rolandgarros @rolandgarros @tntsports the picture is fuzzy today on all the matches. This wasn’t happening yesterday. Are you having technical issues?

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@LisaASundstedt Great tip!!!

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@LisaASundstedt I heard about someone who put a coffee maker on their nightstand!

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@TennisChannel I’m watching on my roku and the sound comes before the image- is there something you can do about this? Thanks!

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@AustralianOpen So sad!!!! 💔

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

The People’s March, moving through the streets of Washington in opposition to Trump three days before his inauguration.

[UCLA Gymnastics @uclagymnastics]

The first 🔟 in the @BigTen for the Bruins belongs to @ChilesJordan on uneven bars!

💻: @BigTenPlus
#GoBruins

[Harmony Jupiter @harmony_jupiter]

The commentating on this Draper Alcaraz match is RIDICULOUS. Saying that the matches are taking too long bc the players are not respecting the serve clock?! The reason the matches take so long is that players are evenly matched & many go to 5 sets w multiple tie breaks #AusOpen

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When I cast my vote for President Biden, I wasn't expecting much. I just wanted trump out of office.

I knew he was old.
I knew he had a stutter.
I knew he had a rep for "gaffes."
I didn't care. Just wanted trump gone.

Four years later, things are different.
I wasn't expecting that President Biden would be the most legislatively successful President in my lifetime.

I wasn't expecting him to help expand NATO.
I wasn't expecting him to lower insulin & inhalers.
I wasn't expecting him to create & recover 15m jobs.
I wasn't expecting him to bring manufacturing back.
I wasn't expecting him to forgive student debt.

But he did ALL those things, and more.
He surpassed my expectations by a lot.
And he has more planned for 2025-2028.

He's not a master orator,
He doesn't move so smoothly
But neither did FDR from his wheelchair.

Meanwhile, trump is STILL a threat.
He wants to be a dictator.
He wants to stay out of prison.
He wants revenge on his enemies.
He wants to take away from the poor and middle class and give to the ultra wealthy.
His Project 2025 will enable a national abortion ban to criminalize women seeking safe and legal abortions.
His Project 2025 will take away the rights of our LGBTQ family and friends.
His Project 2025 will transform the government into a loyalty pledge, not to America but to him ALONE.
We might never have another free election.

THAT is what is at stake in this election.

We can continue to progress with Biden policies, or we can let trump destroy democracy as we know it.

If you're looking for someone who's young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.

I'll take the old guy who needs a nap while saving democracy over the old guy trying to overthrow democracy who needs a legal team.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

NEW: 11 shuttered auto plants will become EV factories thanks to $1.7 billion Biden program https://t.co/SonLSK7yjb

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Do not panic about President Biden’s age.

Panic about Roe v Wade getting overturned.

Panic about Viktor Orbán meeting with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago immediately after having met with Putin.

Panic about Project 2025.

[Harmony Jupiter @harmony_jupiter]

@AskCapitalOne I did. You stopped responding. I’m honestly beginning to think this is a bigger scam. Is this behavior acceptable to the FDIC?

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I’ve been a @CapitalOne customer for over a decade. Suddenly this week they “can’t verify my social security number” and I would need to go into a branch to access any of my funds. I live in California and they’ve told me the nearest branch is in Louisiana. HELP THIS IS CRAZY

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@AskCapitalOne Ok