harmony 🐉

only on twitter to laugh quietly to myself every few minutes

[Karen Knight @KarenKn12866337]

This tree looks like it's sneaking out of the woods. 😁

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Pet Paradise @Pet_Paradise0]

@mashedAvocado_ My uncle's dog carries a 30-pound weight everywhere he goes 🥲
https://t.co/94mJ2oacMX

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month
https://t.co/olaLFIuJ87

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m him

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

this is my first tweet in so long this isn’t even Twitter anymore but I need to complain about @StreamOnMax ‘s iPhone app just not working at all with my phone it’s so glitchy and frustrating to use, sometimes the controls just won’t appear. does anybody else have his issue

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

I’m shaking

[Chelsea 🐉 @Chelsnii]

i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

I have a theory that you can guess whether somebody have a dog or a cat by their houses exterior. Currently testing at a 80% success rate with only one surprise iguana

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

I know it’s not true but in my head it feels like smart cars are $50

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

there is a huge difference between Italian Americans and Italian New Yorkers

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

vending machines outside make me feel very specific

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

@Discover Still no luck

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

@Discover why is it every time I need help on the app the messenger app in the discover app never loads?? it only loads when I don’t need help. I don’t get it.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

soooo annoying when it turns out the peace and security you’re seeking need to come from within. like nooo just give it to me fml

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: What's your name?

{trying to be mysterious} I don't know

[shay 𓂀 @surrealistshay]

I’m fighting for my life y’all 😭

[harmony 🐉 @harmonylimoggio]

balance means constant adjustment🥲