Jimi Johnson

Civil Engineer | Chelsea | Adventurer, Trouble maker, body builder, activist, blah blah...

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

As a single man renting a 2bedroom apartment, you are one generous act away from having an unwanted flatmate

You won’t understand it!!!

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Abia State governor Alex Otti just signed Senior Citizens Bills into law. This Bill entitles any citizen of Abia State who's 60 years old and above, free monthly salary, free medical bills, and other benefits till death

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

This man does everything right as a husband to his wife and she still cheated on him in their matrimonial home. There’s no single benefit to being an intentional man.

[Dutchess🌹💞 @Dutchess699031]

More reasons why men struggle to forgive cheating because it means you actually liked the guy and preplanned sleeping with him whilst most men just slept with a woman to relieve themselves... I sha hope you know this statement points the gun barrel to women??

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State.

We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around https://t.co/SSbleryjd1 Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her.

Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira.

They are calling me with a registered number.

Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria.

I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeem Police stations. Police have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work.

I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report at the nearest police station and ended the call. He did not pick calls again until now.

I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life.

Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete.

[Riley @RileyTTS]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Suspected k!dn@pper linked to the abduction of the University Jos, student John Arum has been identified as Musa Maliya on TikTok, reportedly from Toro LGA, Bauchi State.

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[Daniel Somtochukwu @Somtolism7]

Shocking video : Seeing terrorists show the faces of captured soldiers is heartbreaking and disturbing 🥺💔
No country deserves this kind of pain.
Oh Africa… this is truly tragic 💔😭

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Amupitan keep denying, na mumu go shock

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Also in addition,

If you check this phone number 08035074099 which is public information from the official CV of the INEC chairman,

That phone number is used for 2FA for the X account, that phone number is tied to an OPay with his name,

And guess what?
Even on TrueCaller, go and check the name with that same phone number 😂

Again, Nigerians you have all the evidence.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

JUST IMAGINE THIS:

The INEC chairman tried to deny that the account @joashamupitan belonged to him.

However Grok investigation has shown that the email used to open the account is also the exact email on the official CV of the INEC chairman.

This is really a big national shame.
In sane countries, this is grounds for resignation and public embarrassment.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

INEC Chairman forgets to edit his ChatGPT-written post 🤦🏿

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“All the opposition leaders are here, Atiku is here, Peter Obi is here, Kwankwaso is here, everybody should start coming out”

- Protesters jump and shout for joy as the opposition leaders arrived at the protest ground this morning in Abuja 🪧

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Let us reflect, sincerely and without sentiment.

In the past few days, the President has reportedly approved ₦3.3 trillion as a “full and final” payment for debts in the power sector. Yet, this is not the first time such approvals have been made.

On May 17, 2024, ₦3.3 trillion was approved for the same purpose. On July 25, 2024, another ₦4 trillion bond was approved to settle similar debts. There have also been other approvals in between, all targeted at addressing the same power sector liabilities.

This raises a fundamental question: were the previous approvals mere announcements without execution?

₦3.3 Trillion Again? Nigeria’s Power Crisis Without End

During the 2023 campaign, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu made a clear promise: that if he failed to deliver stable electricity, Nigerians should not re-elect him. Today, the reality is that power supply has worsened, to the extent that there are even discussions about disconnecting the Presidential Villa from the national grid.

Each time legitimate concerns are raised, what we see appears more like policy pronouncements than measurable progress.

Now, again, we are confronted with another ₦3.3 trillion approval to settle power sector debts.

These debts were largely accumulated under successive administrations of the All Progressives Congress between 2015 and 2025. This raises serious concerns about accountability, transparency, and effectiveness in public financial management.

It is important to note that government institutions and agencies, including the Presidential Villa owe a significant portion of these debts. Year after year, budgets were made and funds appropriated. Why then were these obligations not settled when due? And from what source will this new payment be made? Are we resorting once more to borrowing to service inefficiencies?

Key questions remain unanswered: How did the debt accrue? What is the actual total debt in the power sector? Which components of the debts are due to operators’ inefficiency and should be borne by them? Why have previous approvals not translated into tangible improvements? Who are the real beneficiaries of these repeated payments?

Is the ₦3.3 trillion approved on April 6, 2026, the same as the ₦3.3 trillion approved in May 2024, and how does it relate to the ₦4 trillion bond approved in July 2024?

Nigeria must move beyond recycled announcements and confront the power sector crisis with sincerity, transparency, and decisive reforms.

Until we do so, we will remain trapped in a cycle of debt and darkness.

But with discipline, accountability, and the right leadership, a new Nigeria is still possible. -PO

[SAMBO @_Abdulakeem_]

Abazz, you might have to go back to Osimhen’s reply to my post. He clearly stated that we should get the jersey from you.
When Tife told me to ask you for the price of the jersey, you didn’t reply for a while. You came and told me the money has already been sent to you.

Nobody is collecting any money from you.
Your people already said the money is too big for us to handle. The selected winners said they can’t accept the money. Just as you’ve given me two options, You also have two options.

1. Get a better vendor, pay for it and he delivers it to respective winners.

2. Keep the money to yourself, it’s too big for us.

Mine is to pick winners, I’ve carried out my assignment.
We are not taking any money from you.

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply

During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.”

When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans.

In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it.

Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Diamie (fc catalyst 🔥🦅) @Diamie_x]

With all due respect to @Wizarab10 Nigerians are not stupid, no matter how kind hearted and generous we might be we’re far from stupid . Most people work daily jobs , 9-5 and menial hours just to survive and they’ll still donate to a good cause cause they’re good people .

@_belikebaddy has over 100k X followers and his account has been monetized for years, he uses an iPhone 16 , even lives better than most of the people donating to give him a better life . All I ask is that @_belikebaddy should posts his X payout for just the last 3 months ! I believe He has made more than enough money from X in the past 1 year to cater for his surgery but he rather spends it for enjoyment and his personal gain and then comes out to beg Nigerians for help , if he doesn’t post it then yall are hypocrites!!!!

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

My opinion on this Baddy of Lasu donation issue is simple, and I don't care who gets annoyed because nobody dey feed my papa.

First, Dickson has built a reputation for himself on and beyond this platform as one of the few guys who have honestly served as a custodian of people’s donations.

Not once has he been credibly accused of mismanaging the donations entrusted to him, which have cumulatively run into hundreds of millions of naira.

I don't believe that he will now, because of 19 million Naira, throw that reputation and trust reposed in him by the public to the winds.

Yes, he could have miscalculated how much exactly was spent because he handles the donations of so many people alongside his personal life, but to conclude that he intended to steal your donations might be unfair to him.

If someone doesn't have a history of theft and has even helped society in his own little way, coupled with the fact that he's not even poor, I think he should be given the benefit of clearing the air, which he and Dr Sina have now done.

Now, Baddy of Lasu, I don't want to sound harsh, but I don't think you're very smart. And I'll tell you why.

Growing up, our parents and other elders taught us that “before you call on people to assist you in lifting a heavy load, you must have also lifted it a bit”.

As a creator on this platform, with over 100k followers, you must have been earning a minimum of 500 dollars bi-monthly for the last one year. This means, assuming that you are not currently paused, that in 2025 alone, you earned over 10k dollars.

Let's even agree, for the purpose of this conversation that you earned half of that. Do you mean that you didn't save any money out of the 5k dollars, which you could have contributed to your own surgery, for your own benefit and convenience?

This estimate excludes money that you must have made from influencing gigs.

To now come and request 19 million Naira for your surgery without even telling us that you have at least 2 million Naira of your own to contribute is an insult not only to those who donated to your initial surgery, but to every person in Nigeria who needs as little as 1 million Naira to solve their health challenges, but are not getting any help while you're looking at getting about 40 million Naira combined for your own surgery.

That's the only issue I have with you in this case, because had you contributed some money, people would have judged your case more favourably than they're now doing.

So, try to also drop some money for your surgery because you can't expect people to carry 100% of your burdens for you every time.

Dem no dey help person marry wife still help am fǔćk am.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

I found the video, this was how close we were, we had them fleeing the country in costumes

Now thousands of Nigerians have been killed in the space of 3 months and we haven’t had as much as a press conference, shame.

[Barbir @Alex_Barbir]

Christians massacred on Palm Sunday in the city of Jos.