Jonathan Harms

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

Some of the dumbest people I work with are engineers

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

I’ve come to the conclusion I’d don’t know how to date anymore

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

#riotfest tickets bought

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

@EndWokeness @awesterndialog

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

I just spent 54 bucks on bolts I hope it comes with some one to install them for me

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

Anyone have a motorcycle I can borrow

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

We need flash mobs to come back

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

@stonedcoldlib @MyStateline Starbucks is a union

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

Best thing about the AirPod pros 2 is that I can block out my mom when she start spewing shit out of her mouth on a long road trip

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Twitter - Rich people should help others with their money

Me - Okay, I’ll use my money to help people and I promise to give away all my money before I die. Every single penny.

Twitter - MrBeast bad

[Eyewitness News WTVO/WQRF @MyStateline]

Illinois school worker charged with stealing $1.5M worth of chicken wings from district https://t.co/Xek19ViBA2

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

I am completely infuriated with YouTube when you’re clearly watching video for kids the amount of woke commercials they push through is ridiculous between that and the amount of horror trailers like what is this algorithm

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

Go Fast Risk Everyting #43

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

I just entered to win the H&K SP5K-PDW Pistol from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $3900! #HecklerandKoch #HK #SP5K #HKSP5K #SP5 @HecklerAndKoch #FranklinArmory @FranklinArmory #Aimpoint @AimpointUSA #gungiveaway #winagun #dreampistol Enter Here - https://t.co/O9oO8qDuHx

[Jacob Branch @RealJacobBranch]

What’s the last movie that gave you chills? I feel like that doesn’t happen anymore with movies made these days. #elfmovie

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

@pizzahut I need some help

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

Is it just me or is instagram getting worse as worse

[Jonathan Harms @HarmsJonathan]

I finally got approved for the house now that’s what I’m taking about

[Tyler Ollnau @T_Ollnau]

"Farts are like Beyblades, you gotta let it rip"
-Jonathan Dean Harms, 2022

[Lance Briggs @LanceBriggs]

Who wrote this script? #PaulWoodley2 🤔