Harrold S. Truman

My only choice in life was to be a piano player in a whore house or work in politics. I can't really see a difference.

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

So supporting the people our WW2 vets fought against. Nice @POTUS #jewscannotreplaceus #groovy

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

#Confederates commited treason when they fought America, this great land. Why have a liberal snowflake #RobertELee statue on our land?

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

The confederates commited treason, so why have a dirty communist statue of #RobertELee on American soil? #trump #nazi #treason

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

You think someone with tiny hands would have nimble fingers to text with. #Covfefe

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Love seeing all the butthurt #conservatives acting like snowflakes. #kathygriffin #hypocrites

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Got pulled over by a cop so I fired him. No ticket for me. #maga #BuildThatWall

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

If you have sexy with your clone is it considered masturbation? #lifesquestions

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

If Rudy Giuliani became the new #FBI director then he'd be "invethtagating the Ruthan'th"

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Instead of paychecks, female employees at #foxnews just get paid in settlement money.

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

@AmericanAir Does that child know your employees punch children?

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Don't be so critical because critical mommies lead to bulimic teenagers who grow up to become needy adults who drink a lot of red wine.

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Owning a cat is your best way at owning a cat. #adopt

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Work? Oh yea, I should have gone to that today. #forgot

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

I went to a staple manufacturers corporate offices and all their papers were paper clipped together. #what

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

If a plane was at full capacity and everyone on it jumped at once, would something happen? #elevator #madness

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

"Don't want to die in a wreck? Don't drive a car." Yet we still have seat belts and airbags so why not have condoms and #birthcontrol?

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Would it be inappropriate to do the #icebucketchallenge for people in #FlintMichigan?

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

Just put some tape over the front of your microwave and the camera can't see you. #microwavegate #stupidpeople

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

@KiwiDarwin alternative facts. Fake news. This sad (or sick) guy Kiwi the gold fish is spouting fake news. Sad.

[Harrold S. Truman @haroldstuman]

#Trump owns land in other countries and I don't trust Americans who have back up property. I have 100% faith in America unlike #Potus