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[harper @harpdabomb]

I dislike felipe bc he’s Mexican

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

According to republicans, it's "Pro Science" when it comes to Trans people & Abortion, but when it comes to climate change its "Weird Science". Got it.

[harper @harpdabomb]

I feel like a real person now

[harper @harpdabomb]

OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO DRIVE

[harper @harpdabomb]

I can’t find the goddamn crossword puzzles I want. I don’t want a word that reached it’s peak popularity in the 20th century. Ask me about the Demi and Ashton cheating scandal.

[harper @harpdabomb]

Thank you I love my fans ☺️

[harper @harpdabomb]

Did I lie though?

[harper @harpdabomb]

Proof

[harper @harpdabomb]

Who’s Haprer?

[harper @harpdabomb]

You

[harper @harpdabomb]

#cancelfelipejuarezmolina

[harper @harpdabomb]

I love my fans

[harper @harpdabomb]

I want to drive my car into a telephone pole, no seat belt on, foot on the gas.

[harper @harpdabomb]

#cancelfelipejuarezmolina

[harper @harpdabomb]

@SomeoneSleepy_ How

[harper @harpdabomb]

Chronically bored

[harper @harpdabomb]

“That’s why your stealing my money and you’re a pathetic f*got brother”

[harper @harpdabomb]

I’m at a gas station and this woman is screaming “f*got brother” and clapping