Jake 🇵🇷

har•per•ta•zo /ˈhärpərtäsō/ (n): Spanish-language name for a long home run hit by Philadelphia Phillies right-fielder, Bryce Harper

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

“When he has consistent reps, he’s one of the best pure hitters I’ve ever seen, from both sides of the plate.”

- Zach Eflin on Andrew Knapp

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

If you’re in the Philly area come see me perform at Kung Fu Necktie on 12/29 🙏🏼
https://t.co/SUDc0C2QSK

[O.J. Spivey @OJPhilly]

Happy Labor Day.

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Michael Lorenzen

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Thread of my dad (far left) messing up Phillies’ players names (will be updating as it inevitably keeps happening)

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Matt Strahm

[Jonny @JonnyHeller]

Baseball Savant player page screenshots have ruined baseball twitter

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Phillies with a big win and dominant performance from their star shortstop

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

TMac needs to get over the fucking hit/error scoring shit

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Topper has been fucking brutal to start the season lmao

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Back at it tonight #RingTheBell

📺: @NBCSPhilly+
📻: @SportsRadioWIP
📱: https://t.co/HhDxScbmEV // https://t.co/6TL2R0ijcC

[Random Homers @randomhomers]

Ryan Howard - 08/12/2016

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Need a US loss tonight very badly

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Guy seems like a loser

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Puerto Rico really fucking did that shit last night 🇵🇷

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

Pure joy to horror in a matter of 10 seconds for Puerto Rico.

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Look at Phillies legends Yacksel and Machín

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PUERTO RICOOOOOOOOOO SE LEVANTAAAAAA

[Jake 🇵🇷 @harpertazo]

Cueto obviously feeling it so this will be the worst night of my life

[Ryan Garcia @RyanGarciaESM]

Got mercied by both LMFAOOO