CygNitz

"Nos enseñaron que los sueños se cumplen, pero las pesadillas también son sueños"

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

me when lucia doesn’t respond to my texts

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

“Always talk to your coworkers like you’re being recorded.”

[MrX @TheMrXOfficial]

😀

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams is already terrible, but changing your status from green to yellow because you haven’t moved your mouse in 5 minutes is diabolical. And you can’t override it. Whoever designed this, I hope both sides of your pillow are permanently warm.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Mexican governor accused by US of cartel ties returns to office https://t.co/oxGRSB8KWJ https://t.co/oxGRSB8KWJ

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

There is a wave of "superheroes" trying to hunt down the GTA 6 leaker.

Imagine having zero shame doing free detective work for a billion-dollar corporation that couldn't care less about its consumers.

[𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 🖤🗡️ @xShephardx]

“Feel terrible for Rockstar”

[God Empress of Mankind @nuhre_]

Defending multibillionaire companies that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire is micro dick, shriveled-up balls energy.

[isaac @gilluminatii]

The CEO Q1 after laying off 10% of the company in an email blast

[Neet @neet_sol]

“I just need to make it to Friday.”

[孤独 @Sir__Rendar]

So Jesus Christ died for me to meet my KPIs & Maximise shareholder value?

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Do you ever get a work email and think "I can't fucking deal with this right now."

[stella @yoonogy]

every day really just feels like this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fuck Teams, fuck Outlook, fuck Zoom, fuck Word, fuck Excel, fuck Adobe too, fuck Constant Contact, fuck icebreakers, fuck KPIs, and fuck core values.

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Are you busy?”
Me: No
*Incoming video call*

[ᵐʳGnZ @gugonzar]

La vida antes del internet ...