Harri

she/her. I write words for a living, then I come here and tweet them... for FREE!

[Harri @harri_ett]

sad list of things I want that don't exist:
- t shirt with Kaytra's 'Dysfunctional' album art on (OG black background, NOT the white one currently on Grailed)
- cafe patron, before bacardi got their hands on it. you just know it's lower quality now
- teleport machine to cornwall

[Harri @harri_ett]

Hi @AvantiWestCoast I’m currently stuck at Coventry because the 07.21 service from Birmingham New Street is delayed indefinitely. Can you let me know the quickest way to get to Milton Keynes Central?

[Harri @harri_ett]

@WestMidRailway Ok well I’m at Shrub Hill now, waiting for the 7.03 train which still isn’t here. So I can either wait here or walk the 20 mins BACK to Foregate Street (which, by the sounds of the announcements here, still isn’t open).
Can I have an update on the 7.03?

[Harri @harri_ett]

@WestMidRailway Worcester Foregate Street station closed - told to use Shrub Hill. I’ve now missed my train and next doesn’t go for an hour due to station closure - will I be refunded for this?

[Harri @harri_ett]

@WestMidRailway Ok thanks. Currently stood at Shrub Hill where one of your colleagues tweeted another lady to go instead but the next train to Birmingham hasn’t arrived yet (7.03). Is there an update on that?

[Harri @harri_ett]

freelance copywriting means proofreading your VERY OWN work which if I'm honest with you is my own personal hell

[Harri @harri_ett]

need to remember this whenever I get mad @ myself for "not being able to write fast enough"

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

This four second crowd scene from Studio Ghibli’s The Wind Rises (2013) took animator Eiji Yamamori 1 year and 3 months to complete

[Harri @harri_ett]

If I did Word of the Day it'd be 'Handsome' no doubt.

Firstly, I just saw an ad for "A HANDSOME GRADE II LISTED COUNTRY HOUSE" and I was like hell yeah. That's HANDSOME alright.

You can also have a handsome amount of money, if you want.

And, to conclude,: Handsome Squidward.

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Harri @harri_ett]

**ina garten voice** oh this is just FANTASTIC

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

I don’t know who the artist is, but this is a fucking amazing piece of art.

[Harri @harri_ett]

@skyera1n Had this issue too. Is it a scam?

[Harri @harri_ett]

is “neurotic surrealist” an oxymoron?

[Harri @harri_ett]

Did @Apple HAVE to call them rings? I would feel much more comfortable being told, for example, to close my loops.

[Harri @harri_ett]

brb just queueing John Cage 4’33” on the office playlist so everyone thinks SONOS is on the blink

[Harri @harri_ett]

I only EVER perfect the bun when no one is about to witness 😤

[Harri @harri_ett]

🙂‍↕️ new @WhatsApp update 🙂‍↕️ it’s a yes from me

[Harri @harri_ett]

“AI image generators” WRONG. It’s just robot Francis Bacon. They used tech to revive him, somehow, and now he lives in computers creating pictures for lazy designers and small businesses.

[Harri @harri_ett]

Old news but still one of my favourite things to ever happen on the internet

[Harri @harri_ett]

ok science 🙂 you can stop now 🙂

[Harri @harri_ett]

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