Trump: “I just finished a perfect physical at Walter Reed, I do it every six months, and I requested another Cognitive Test, the only President to do so, three times, and I aced them all — Got every question right. Few people in Washington, D.C., could do so, including Maggot and her flunky associate, Jonathan Swan. I would be willing to bet they couldn’t get 50% of the questions right.”
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If I had a nickel for every time the Toronto Raptors traded an aging wing that shoots way too many long 2s and is historically bad in the playoffs for Kawhi Leonard I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Bob Dylan in the NYT today, in a piece where artists in their 80s were asked to describe the best and worst parts of being that age, and whether they had advice for the president on his reaching the milestone. (Dylan apparently passed on the final question, not surprisingly.)
Guys, it's just stupid how great Spoon was/is. The rarest of bands: I loved them when I was an adolescent snob, I loved them even more by the time we recorded our @Political_Beats episode on them w/@cjscalia, and they just *keep growing* in my estimation: https://t.co/LmA6dEvdDC
“i never thought that was in the water”
“i dont know what to do”
“i can’t hear a word you’re saying right now”
“i dont think you understand how frustrating that is”
“like that was a good shot”
“flushed it”
“gollie…”
“i mean i liked that shot”
“i don’t understand what im meant to do”
“there’s no way ur could curve that much”
“i hit a good shot, and im dropping, because you cannot get the wind right”
Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'