Some Bloke

Writer - | Long suffering #nufc fan | Podcast Host - | Sometimes I play #xbox | New PC Gamer

[Babble @Babble____]

In tears at this livery for my chinese EV in Forza Horizon 6

[Stevie WHU Sizzle 🫧 ⚒ @TheSullis]

Arsenal at corners

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Harry Winks and Oliver Skipp relegated with Leicester to League One.

You can take the men out of Tottenham.

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Matt Le Tissiers wife lying next to him telling him to go to sleep while he argues with an AI bot

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

When you do Whitney Houston on karaoke after 6 pints.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

@mjmiller82 Been coming all game

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

@LBC My question is, why is Trump standing in front of a painting of Jeff Stelling?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog https://t.co/I3mH8PwKsK

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

@LewisBowden_ We're below Sunderland in the Premier League, but we've also played like 20 more games than they have this season. You can always find a stat to prove your point in a game of opinions.

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

Because I don’t think we are entitled to immediate success, and don’t judge him more harshly because he and the team overachieved in the past.

Howe made plenty of mistakes this year, but there’s so many other factors that have led to it - sometimes you just need a reset and that’s what next season will be

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

@alanshearer @kendallrowanx What does Eddie say at half time?

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

Lifetime bans for anyone involved in this. No excuses.

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#NEWSUN

Today’s match between Newcastle United and Sunderland was temporarily paused during the second half after a report of discriminatory abuse from the crowd, directed at Sunderland’s Lutsharel Geertruida.

This is in line with the Premier League's on-field anti-discrimination protocol. The incident at St James’ Park will now be fully investigated. We offer our full support to the player and both clubs. Racism has no place in our game, or anywhere in society. We will continue to work with stakeholders and authorities to ensure our stadiums are an inclusive and welcoming environment for all.

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

‘All set for the weekend, marra?’

‘Aye... Did you spray paint the dog?’

‘Aye’

[BackPageNewcastle @BackPageShop]

We've seen a loss at Oxford.
We've seen a loss at Cambridge.
We've seen a loss at Shrewsbury.
We've seen a loss at Southend.
We've seen a loss at Peterborough.
We've seen a loss at Stevenage.

We can live with losing at Barca.

NUFC - glass half full since 1892.

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Premier league players coming out to start their next game...

[Some Bloke @harrichun]

@LeeDForster @EggusMaximus Perfectly normal human behaviour

[Blackandwhitebanter @bnwbanter]

That first half officiating in #AVLNEW