harriet ashworth

It's a funny old world, isn't it Joey

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Oi text me back, wanna bev tonight??

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Selling a ticket to see @chinesemanrec in Brixton this Friday. £15 Let me knowww #chineseman #brixton #brixtonelectric

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Someone sell me and Jessie 2 Arctic Monkeys tickets for tomorrow please PLEASSSEEEE

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@brucey88 Hey have you sold your ticket already??

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@Brooksy93_ Hey I can't DM you, but have you already sold it and if not how much do you want?

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@05tnicor hey have you already sold your ticket??

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

We should be loooveeeeerrsssss. Oh moulin rouge how you make me want to cry so hard I die

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

The day before a big meeting. Thanks guys. I'll be sat in my car, shivering, and not sleeping. Ffs

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Really love getting home from work at 3am and finding that someone's double locked the door and thus locked me out

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

I need to start watching breaking bad. And game of thrones. And dexter. Apparently.....

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Why do I sit next to crazies on public transport? A mum teaching her daughter about masterbating 'it's not having sex with yourself' ..WTF

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Be it a bin. Be it a puppy.

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

My legs are so tensed with anger I'm gonna have to kick the nearest thing when I get off this fucking bus.

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

STOP BREATHING SO LOUDLY YOU CUNT

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Why me. Why does the fat bastard with breathing problems and a sniffly nose sit next to me on the bus.

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@milescroxford I'm gonna pull your pubic hair out then stuff it up your nose

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@milescroxford SHUTUPMILES

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@alexhowick when the blinking heck are you gonna be about in London?!?!

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

Spent the entire fucking day cleaning my room and shaking out clothes incl individual socks after finding clothes moth lavi in the flat👍

[harriet ashworth @harrietashwrth]

@MikeDillon_ dude you need to get your massive ass down here x