Suburban Dad

D-harris is my alter ego. | Crazy for a crazy girl | Livin Like Berry Collins | MSU Denver

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

"There's only one person in this world that can call me Dish Bitch and that's fucking Dalton Harris"
-@CarsonGlowacki

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

Story of my fucking life 😅

[bear @iamblackbear]

january was a tough year

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

I don't tweet anymore, but is like to express that my upstairs neighbor vacuums 3 times a fucking day.

[🚘☀️ @CarsonGlowacki]

Happy 21st to my boy @harris_dalton. Hope it’s a good one and see you soon brotha 🤘🤘🤘

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@CarsonGlowacki I fucking love the last picture. I forgot about that night

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@harleighburch Buy 3

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

Apparently I don't sleep anymore. At least I have this little guy to keep me company.

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

Ever wish you could work somewhere that you didn't get treated like shit. Cause same.

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@felicia_sanders This makes me upset please delete.

[Felicia Sanders @felicia_sanders]

RETWEET for way 1 LIKE for way 2

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@cassidy9898 A puggle. Pug and beagle mix😂😂

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

How did I deserve this dog....🔥😍

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

If I can hear you grunting in the gym while my headphones are on full blast you are out of control

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@televisionblue

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@JakeStruhs This tweet is "pin" worthy

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

Just going to drop this before and after picture.

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

It's crazy how many college kids are are so much more incompetent than non-students.

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@Toriholland34 You're not my girlfriend anymore if you keep tweeting like this

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@Paige_Darling

[Suburban Dad @harris_dalton]

@Eveelyn_Palma I'm cackling