Joss Harris

I make a living from moving my limbs and telling people what to do 🍑

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

I'd rather be in bed

[Msen Baby 💕✨ @kamsendoo]

It’s the stomach for me actually.

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

Being gay: listening to Work Bitch on your commute to stop you from walkung slowly

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

10 years ago today this happened

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

What snack is acceptable to eat at 1am? Asking for a friend

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

Swear my life in quarantine literally revolves around doing the dishes.

[Tasty @tasty]

Giant Panini 2 Ways

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

Not being funny but people better get their act together and start abiding the rules. if my holiday gets cancelled in August you wont hear the end of it. Get. Your. Shit. Together.

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

@rosielaporta Wow what an absolute blast from the past 😫

[Rosie @rosielaporta]

me every day at 3pm :/

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

@Ella280697 Its not all that

[JP @Jprz1321]

Alexa, sort my fuckkin life out, please.

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

Cats, 2019

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

@Ella280697 An i oop

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

@Ella280697 I have bread come round for tea and toast

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

If something is done bi-nightly, does that mean it is done twice a night, or every two nights. Asking for a friend.

[b.b @benoobrown]

when you see your friend getting with a minger in the club https://t.co/tTfUh1PiJ7

[sophie @sophienicoleO]

Michael: “i would have still had this conversation with you even if Joanna was here.”

me:
#loveisland

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Congratulations to Jesy from Little Mix who has been cast as the Jamaican crab Sebastian in The Little Mermaid

[Joss Harris @harris_joss]

@rosielaporta Couldnt agree more