Nick Harrison

Armchair critic. Armchairs are rubbish.

[Nick Harrison @harrisharrison]

@_tomsutton That or the artist isn’t good at eyeballs.

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If anyone is looking for that last-minute gift, I spotted this painting of Jessica Fletcher looking troubled in my local art shop. I’m sure would cover a lot of bases.

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Guessing the Union No.5 is good at setting offside traps? #EuropaLeague

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@watsoncomedian I was there in Cotswolds with you, hope you’ve been eating the right snacks since then.

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

God I’d forgotten this. Masterly.

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Enjoying a beverage while watching the #RyderCup

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Feels like Grant Shapps has just spent the last year doing inductions.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

It’s preposterous for a single person to hold five different cabinet posts in a year.

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Think I’d prefer a rainy draw and a “what might have been” over a “definitely not”. #TheAshes2023

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@andrewhunterm Ahem

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Heart says England, Head says Aussies. Although he would do, he’s Australian #theashes

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@cjscull @BishBlueHammer I'd forgotten that Trevor Morley was actually Ivan Zamorano.

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@cjscull @BishBlueHammer Don't forget Steve Lomas, Kevin Horlock and Trevor Morley.

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Siri, what's 'tempting fate'?

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

Good to see that the club has prepared for an open top parade tomorrow incase we
win but not so good that the photo has leaked online

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@rhodri "They're no mug with the bat".

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Trying to place the voice - think it might be Grover from Sesame Street

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Maybe the worse retail politician ever. Just brutal to watch

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@steveocrom Solid 'wheels-within-wheels' gif action here 👏

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Thought kids' TV was weirder when I was a kid, but on Operation Ouch just now Dr. Xand showed off a shit he'd done in a box.

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@SussexCCC @Cricket_Ali @stevesmith49 Get the sense he's looking forward to it.

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Hi @MarsUK I've got two fully-sealed but completely empty bags of Maltesers in my multipack. I know Maltesers are the lighter way to enjoy chocolate but this is going too far...

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Sounds like they had a bit of a bané.