Brian Harris

Exiled Mancunian living in Cambridge

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

Can you travel from Land's End to John O'Groats without stepping foot in a Tory constituency?

No. Because there are two 'barriers' of Tory seats blocking your route out of Cornwall and across the Borders into Scotland.

Otherwise, yes, but only via Wales.

#GeneralElection2024

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@JamesBurgon @CamillaTominey Hello? CAMILLA??

Oh. She's gone....

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@CamillaTominey https://t.co/ur45yF9LmI

[James D. Burgon @JamesBurgon]

@CamillaTominey No.

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@stephenpollard @Telegraph No he doesn't.

[Harriet Williamson @harriepw]

BREAKING: Four Palestine Action activists found guilty of criminal damage are applying to remove the judge in their case on the grounds of bias. Mr Justice Jeremy Johnson is expected to sentence them as terrorists – despite being convicted of an ordinary criminal offence – in a move kept secret from the jury

[Ghassan Abu Sitta, Chair of Conflict Medicine AUB @GhassanAbuSitt1]

I had 20 patients in my Pediatric War Injuries Clinic today, for follow-up care.

Of the 20 children, Israel had killed one or both parents of 19 of them.

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@andywartrol Nick Watt.

Oh wait, you mean Ping Pong Dong Matthew Syed.....

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@MathewHulbert It's Fred and Rose West, Shipman, Hindley and Brady, Peter Sutcliffe, John Worboys, that guy with a firework up his arse, Savile, Gregg Wallace, but not Ian Watkins... he was Welsh.

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

We can't have a "rational debate" about English identity bemoans ping pong megabrain Matthew Syed, seconds after using the phrase "woke overreach"

Sums him up.

#newsnight

[Winston G @winstongld]

@TiceRichard

[Defend Our Juries @DefendOurJuries]

Judge Johnson led a shameless legal stitch up of four young people who refused to be bystanders to genocide.

We have written a formal letter of complaint about his biased and discriminatory conduct.

Read the letter:
https://t.co/viJEfzdykb

Sign here:
https://t.co/EDDF793zm1

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@CowKeith @NORBET Kind eyes. Like he only wants what is best for you.

[Harvey Jeni @GappyTales]

Very pleased to see Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull named in a national newspaper as the far right agitator she is.

Perhaps some of you might have the decency to at least be a tiny bit embarrassed.

https://t.co/VsyCQsafwN

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

Coke is shit for you as it contains a ridiculous amount of sugar.

But it's 90% + water, so it still counts as hydration. Like tea and coffee, the mildly diuretic effects are massively outweighed by the fact it's mostly water.

[Mercedes-Benz Stadium @MBStadium]

@AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Seems like a good time to remind fans that for $2 you can get a fountain Coke product with unlimited free refills at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Yes, even at the World Cup!

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@raymasseytweets @kelvmackenzie I mean, it's fairly obvious.

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

Just embarrassing giving John Mann airtime to share his poorly thought out contradictory nonsensical views on any topic when he has the IQ of a slug.

#r4today

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@fesshole "What... because we have the same father?"

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

Feels like what @MartinSLewis is hinting at on #Peston with the collapsing graduate job market is that we are going to have to start grasping the nettle of UBI.

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

Has any politician ever slithered quite so fast and so far into utter cuntishness as Jenrick??

#peston

[Brian Harris @harrisimo]

@JohnDonoghue64 @rider45 Unless he submitted his request in writing, this doesn't work as it's not about spelling.