Harrison Crow aka Homey

Council of Elders in @analysisevolved? Dysfunctional Mariners fan. Kraken.❤️ Wi-Fi/NetEng. Maybe a racoon.

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

Me: MLS IS NOT CRAP

You: Explain Bastian Schweinsteiger playing CB

Me: ... heh, well...

You: ...

Me: Look, it's mostly not all crap.

[Luke Arkins @luke_arkins]

Entering today, Dominic Canzone over the past 365 days vs left-handed pitching.

60 PA
13.3 BB%
21.7 SO%
.280 AVG
.383 OPB
.360 SLG
122wRC+

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@EmeraldCityHky Yeah, don't love the value. But like you said grabbing young middle-6F is a good thing and he also fits from a skillset way with how Lambert wants to play the same way that Bobby McMann fit. Good, hard and fast skating, likes playing in the transition and can play two way.

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@PitchingNinja *Walter

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

So glad we gave up assets for McMann...

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

The Kraken are a bad team and there is nothing wrong with fluking your way into a playoff spot but if you think what we're doing is sustainable than I don't know what to tell you besides, get hard hat, it's going to be a rough future.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

5v5 xGoals For vs. Against since the Olympic break.

[Aaron Nielsen @ENBSports]

Imagine losing your club right after hosting the World Cup we hear stories of wasted money in South Africa and Brazil although this is the consequence if you don't invest in opportunity

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

HOLY SHIT! AMAZING!!! Congrats Sam!!!

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🔴 Sources: Sam Goldberg to be named the New York Red Bulls's new director of soccer.

The 28-year-old will be responsible for transfer strategy, salary cap, scouting and data teams.

He joined RBNY in 2021. Was previously head of player personnel.

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

There's a new tool from @ussoccer and @akeaswaran is here to tell you about it. Introducing Glass Onion, an Identifier Synchronization Tool

https://t.co/JN4OcP1d7a

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

It's funny, because in this MLB trade climate I almost think having a farm system filled with low B's and C's is much better for facilitating trades than having something like what the Mariners have. Which is a collection of A and high B's and then a ton of C- and then some ehhhh

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@thejagepage You don't think that Hancocks late sweeper evolutin/development at the end of last year, works as a strikeout pitch?

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@TridentTrue Bruh...https://t.co/0mGjn48ep9

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@CespedesBBQ JACK Z MENTION/REFERENCE!

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

Now we just wait for Luke Raley to be traded for half an arm or some balls. Like, he's not even going to fetch a full bag but that's probably okay. It is odd to me that there isn't one team calling the Mariners and offering a spare t-shirt for him.

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@TheCaseyMcLain Welcome, have a seat.

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha

Wtf

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Seattle Mariners

Nationals send SS CJ Abrams to Mariners for 2B Michael Arroyo, RHP Ryan Sloan and RHP Michael Morales

[JJ Cooper @jjcoop36]

You will read a lot of "Harry Ford top catcher prospect" today.

Nothing against Ford but he is not currently one of the top 10 catching prospects in the game.

He is catcher with solid OBP skills and concerns about his power and defense.

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@TheCaseyMcLain Yeah, this was my immediate reaction too

[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@annanamshirin @WhitecapsFC So sorry, Anna. Sorry that Sørensen took that from you.

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

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[Harrison Crow aka Homey @Harrison_Crow]

@grahamruthven Graham, please warn us next time. This was unsettling to the Fulham fan inside me.