Harrison Sims

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

@espn you have significantly overestimated the college football fan’s interest in Aaron Judge

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

@lilkicksdance Don’t cry, Shopgirl.

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

@edomaracki Make sure to try Flan Factory while you’re in town. They’re not playing.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I Said Do It,’ Barks Cheesecake Factory CEO As Hesitant Chefs Hold Whole Fried Chicken Over Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding https://t.co/u6i9nYOmwk

[Billy @BillyLong07]

Florida Gators 2021 schedule, shown by The Office.

A thread:

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

The most suspenseful question in Florida: is that an oak leaf or is that a cockroach?

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

WFLA Max Defender 8 Chief Meteorologist Steve Jerve announces retirement https://t.co/wwxFU6QAMp

[Bill Burr @billburr]

You know what’s wrong with this country?…. Just kidding. Enjoy your day.

[Bolts Jolts @BoltsJolts]

The TB Lightning are four wins away from the most glorious thing in the world.

Party Kuch.

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

The Florida Panther is an endangered species, but is still more common than a Florida Panthers playoff series win. #GoBolts

[ThunderBug @ThunderBugTBL]

A story in Sunrise:

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted of the murder of George Floyd.

For the first time in Minnesota state history, a white police officer has been held accountable for killing a Black man.

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

This is why we call him “Killer”

[Lightning on FanDuel Sports Network @FDSN_Lightning]

Never seen Alex Killorn this fired up, but we like it!

Watch @TBLightning vs. 'Canes on Bally Sports Florida or stream it here: https://t.co/kd7srkqlKM #GoBolts

[Jeopardy! Sports @JeopardySports]

Jeopardy contestants continue to torture Aaron Rodgers

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

This is wild!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia and China combined
#Map #Maps #Terriblemaps #TerribleMap #MapPorn #Egypt #USA #China #Russia

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

I’d like to enact legislation that bans honking for drive-by celebrations on Sunday afternoons. Offenders will be sentenced to one month’s house arrest in an apartment overlooking Seventh Avenue (either the Ybor City or New York City version, as determined by the court).

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

Anyone else miss when Super Bowl commercials were trying to make you laugh instead of trying to make you cry?

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

@alamoanson And now they’ll take 20 years off from playoff appearances

[Harrison Sims @harrison_sims]

The Lightning have a home game tonight, but you would not know that based on the scene Downtown Tampa right now.