Mr. Cellophane

I'm not lazy, I'm just doing my part to slow the eventual entropic heat death of the universe.

(Banner art credit: Rebecca Chang)

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Time Mag is a disgrace

[terry schappert @terryschappert]

I patiently soldiered on for 8 years under Obama, even though I didn't vote for him. I didn't cry, throw rocks, call Obama illegitimate, hope half the country would die, or tell my friends to go to hell.
In short, I behaved like an adult citizen of a Federal Republic.
Try it.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Iowa voter says Joe Biden sent his son to Ukraine to work a job he didn’t have the experience for.

Joe Biden snaps, calls him a “damn liar,” challenges him to a push-up contest, and then calls him fat.

This is the Democrats’ top candidate for president.

[NF @nfrealmusic]

PAID MY DUES OUT NOW
https://t.co/sDk4KWLH3g

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

Cannot express how much I love this

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

i play “ain’t no sunshine” but the intro is a bit different

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

Pretty sure this is @matthewmercer

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Remarkable video. First the cross dressing boy gloating that he gets access to girls locker rooms, and then the girl in tears and terrified now that she has to change around boys. You really are just evil if you support this.

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

@babsdraws @Blmaddock Is this @samriegel ?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Why did House Democrats just block an amendment to their impeachment resolution allowing the President's counsel to sit in on hearings?

The president has a constitutional right to an attorney

Adam Schiff is running a soviet-style impeachment scam

RT if you're SICK of it

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICAN HERO!

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

https://t.co/j2nH3Gy0WZ
#CrowderExposesYoutube

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

When you see that Insta thot post another bikini pic

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

What woman-post is this? Hath she no husband

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We now have the greatest Economy in history!

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

Me when I mention #DnD and someone asks me about it

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

I'll tell ye more.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

gamer vacation 😍

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

Adam Schiff?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Better than being a criminal who betrays our country.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306. Get a better candidate this time, you’ll need it!

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

Sometimes the only way I can get him to eat more is with a little song and dance.

[Mr. Cellophane @harrison_tarr]

Imagine dressing up as a stormtrooper because you love Star Wars, only for Luke Skywalker to tell you to go fuck yourself. When did disagreement or dislike become grounds for the dispensation of human decency.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

You misspelled "Fraud."
#GoForceYourself