Andrew P Harrison

Professor Oxford

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Over a Bloody Mary in the Wheatsheaf, Ask Deege if She remembers Christian and Zbyszek in The Shennie..

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And the Dufference between Shennies, isn't.

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The Difference Between Grreh, and Chu, is that One's Crai, and the Other one is Gee ..

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The Difference between Ski and Ska,
Is that One is Bron, and the Other is Gliń ..

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And the Irish man falls to his De*th.
Wonder woman appears and Says :
" Superman, You Are a Tight bstd " !

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How much is that Doggy in the Toilet..
The One that then Righted ma Flid

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" How much is That Doggy is The Toilet ?
The One That Cost £59 Quid..

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People Should be More Like This...

😀

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@abxlarge It Depends What They Have Done..

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@Ustroopss Yes !

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No Drinkin out of the Toilet,
This isn't Your Room !

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' Inside HMP Parkhouse '

BBC2, 2000hrs Wednesday

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Kati, { I Love You ... x }

B@n, Never ' Touch ' Her again.

(Muse Hadete Inusum Kayede,
Onsumam Mortus Niepa Gadat).

xxx

B@n, To Relax.. Mabey Close Your Eyes, And then Mabey Count to 10 Backwards 😀😀

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True Intelligence, is Knowing when To Stop.

One Can't Polish a Turd.