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No

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Excited about the new David Lynch movie

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I remember when Facebook was just stuff like this and articles about an alligator eating a baby

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I’m not rich but like I can afford the nice Band-Aids

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Literally my life

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good metaphor or a haha metaphor

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McStale’s Constant states that where X = the total number of chip clips in the home at any given time, one will by necessity require X³ chip clips in the home at any given time

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@sammyrhodes Lest we forget backpack ibuprofen

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Remember toothpicks? They were everywhere. Restaurants, in the cabinet at home. Also restaurants. Rich people had them in a cinnamon flavor. You could do a lot with a toothpick

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NEW MEXICO
OLD MEXICO
CANT THINK OF THE THIRD ONE

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We call that drinking

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My prayers for a year free of skeleton controversy have once again gone unanswered

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@hgongaware https://t.co/SC8Q9Z2MhL

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Anybody else getting those really weird ads about relocating to Uruguay? Those are weird right? But also like, maybe? 🤷‍♂️

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Man that war with Venezuela kinda seems like the good old days

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I would feel more represented in popular culture if they showed more people eating leftovers

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A cooling unguent would be nice