Harrison Fjord

ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup i

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Just doing my civic duty to recirculate this @XtineQuinn

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Can someone confirm if Ariana is wearing Schiaparelli on @RuPaulsDragRace #rupaulsdragrace #ArianaGrande #fashion

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@emonight_BK

MEANT TO LIVE- SWITCHFOOT

[Jonathan Joseph @triplejtweets]

Summer Friday ☀️with @harrisonpatrikh

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This is my multiverse of madness.
#MultiversOfMadness

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@hmfierle I WAS HOOKED

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@housewifegifs Is that…. Macaulay Culkin?

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Is anyone else an Archer fan AND a #RHOM fan… and did that (probably) one other person catch the crossover when Julia was talking about the murder of her late son’s father at the reunion?

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Someone from HS just followed me on insta and i forgot i jokingly put in my bio that i was “voted best dressed OTHS class ‘11” and now they’re gonna think that was my peak and I’m clinging to my glory days and i hate it here.

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Just saw a promo for kandi’s spin-off that focuses on her restaurant… and the phrase “the drama is GASTRONOMICAL” was just uttered… and I’m gonna need a full day to recover.
@BravoTV @queensofbravo

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“DO I LOOK LIKE IM AUDITIONING FOR OKLAHOMA?!?!”

#Euphoria #EuphoriaHBOMax #cassie #showtunes

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getting the whole neighborhood hearing aids since y’all apparently can’t hear your dogs barking for two hours straight.

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LOVE YOU @slayyyter

Thank you for spending 704 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/jQ3mKLpS4P

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

None of these words are in the bible

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Three thousand two hundred ninety! Ah ah ah!

[Harrison Fjord @harrisonpatrikh]

“I don’t listen to @slayyyter” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

................NOTHING'S WORKING!!!!!

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Three thousand two hundred thirty five!

[Harrison Fjord @harrisonpatrikh]

Call me a STICKLER… but if the actual Met exhibit is the Lexicon of AMERICAN fashion…. Why are we wearing Versace/Prada/Stella/Louis and Haider?

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I detest Ramona Singer with every fiber of my soul and being…but she had it right szn 1 when Alex’s nude pics came out. Y’all are a COLLECTIVE GROUP. What happens to one of you happens to the rest of you because the media views you as “the housewives” collectively #RHOBH #RHONY

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It’s just real hard to feel sad for Erika when she’s in a $900 Margiela top… getting out of her brand new Range Rover and being a narcissist that thinks this massive legal issue will have zero effect on the ENSEMBLE CAST that she’s a part of. #RHOBH