Bob Blackman MP parody

Conservative MP for Harrow East, voting in parliament against my constituents interests and somehow still it's MP since 2010. | Parody

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

Your welcome #harrow #harrowEast I'm so glad I con you every day in selling the #torybrexit failure to you. #backbob

[Richard Corbett @RichardGCorbett]

Which part of UK has outperformed the rest since Brexit?
Northern Ireland of course, as it has effectively stayed in the EU’s single market!

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

You’re daily reminder Nigel Farage wants to

- leave the ECHR

- repeal the Equality Act

- Strip back workers rights

- Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts

- repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions”

PLEASE DON’T FALL FOR IT

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ben Habib says that a foreign based crypto billionaire

Gave Boris Johnson £1 million

Is this the same £1m that Christopher Harborne donated to “The Office of Boris Johnson Ltd” in 2022?

Or is this a different £1m?

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

👏 @piersmorgan on fine form, calls it straight:

“Brexit has been a pretty well unmitigated disaster.”

It triggered the political chaos that’s given us seven Prime Ministers in ten years

He pins primary responsibility on Nigel Farage, the “snake oil salesman” who sold impossible promises.

Morgan’s advice for @andyburnham.

Call a referendum to rejoin the EU. He believes it would be a landslide because the country now knows the truth

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

A good politician we never got to see in power. He speaks the truth and I'm glad #harrowEast continues to vote me in so that I can line my donors pockets. #ToryBrokenBritain

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Where did the John Smith politics go?

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrow #harrowEast don't look at this too closely. As you can see #Labour are doing the stuff we always fail to do. #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryCorruption #ToryLies

[StoptheReform&ToryLies @RlgpropsRobert]

@darrengrimes Facts don't matter to you, do they? All you have is division & hatred.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

In 2016 after the narrow Brexit referendum win to leave the EU, Jean-Claude Juncker observing the chaos said,

"If they don't know what to do now, that's proof that they didn't reflect on the consequences of their campaign"

10 years later Boris Johnson confesses, "We didn't have a plan for what to do next"

Brexit was a con, the country should take back control and Rejoin the EU

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrow #harrowEast just the kind of success story I want you to support. All in the name of sovereignty. #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryCorruption #ToryLies #torybrexit

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

PBS, "Benson farmed shellfish popular in Spain and France generating $4 million a year. But after Brexit the enterprise collapsed"

Rob Benson, "I actually voted to leave, but obviously we were never told the truth about what the consequences were going to be"

"Now it's too late"

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Brexiters say the EU has done worse than the UK since Brexit asking why we would want to return

The data, however, suggests otherwise

https://t.co/woRjClhb3x

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Ten years on from Brexit, Heather Stewart, the Economics Editor at The Guardian

Exposes Boris Johnson's bendy banana populist nonsensical drivel

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrowEast #harrow ignore this from my ex-colleague. #torybrexit

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

That time Conservative MP Owen Patterson said in 2015,

"Only a madman would leave the (EU Single) market"

10 years after Brexit, we're outside the EU Single Market, the economic hit is in the tens of billions, and the country is poorer unable to fund services

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrowEast #harrow I'm sure will be glad that we #ToryLiars lie to you constantly #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryCorruption

[Full Fact @FullFact]

.@UKStatsAuth has written to @KemiBadenoch today, following our fact check of her inaccurate claim that the total welfare bill is now higher than income tax receipts “for the first time ever”.

We hope she will correct the record soon.
https://t.co/rDJ1Gex5IA

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrowEast considering you vote for me year in year out, I'm sure you agree with no social mobility for everyone. Including your kids. #ToryBrokenBritain #backbob

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Kemi Badenoch calls Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson a "spiteful class warrior" full of "incompetence"

Starmer: "She grew up in poverty. I know her story is an incredible story of social mobility and success. I am so proud she is sitting there"

#PMQs

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

On the same day of record heat across Europe, and the UN warns of a climate "catastrophe", Kemi Bay-denoch attends a far-right, climate change denying conference funded by US fossil fuel companies.
This moron must never be Prime Minister.
@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Squirming Farage knows this is now a scandal that could end his chances of being PM.
Everyone, including his own supporters, knows his failure to declare a secret £5m bung from a Thailand-based crypto tycoon absolutely STINKS.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Jo Cox was assassinated on our streets by a white supremacist terrorist radicalised by the toxic hate he heard daily.

Today Kemi badenoch brazenly called her fellow MPs “traitors” in Parliament, forcing the Speaker to call her to order for this disgrace.

This is reckless. This is classless. This is utterly mannerless. Utterly disgusting inflammatory garbage

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrowEast #harrow this MP approves of such gutter politics. Thank you for backing me #ToryBrokenBritain

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

The comments also drew condemnation from Ed Davey, and have been described as "gutter politics" by a Labour source.

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

A disgrace to British democracy.
A disgrace to Parliament.
@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

I'm surprised that so many #tory #harrow #harrowEast voters were happy with #Kemi spewing this bile?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Kemi Badenoch spent most of PMQs throwing insults

And if you look at Claire Coutinho's expression

As a former Conservative voter I'm disgusted at what's happened to the Conservative party where this level of hate and division is now normalised in such a grotesque way

[Bob Blackman MP parody @harrow_bob]

#harrow #harrowEast what a blast from the past. Looking back it seems rather like the present state. I will continue to say #torybrexit was the right thing. #ToryBrokenBritain

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Here's David Cameron in 2016 explaining that if we leave the EU we'll be economically worse off and so have less money for public services

Here we are in 2026, worse off, and with less money for public services