Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable

Idiot-savant, living with Snarkolepsy. Saw Pat Sajak in his underwear. Post-grad in General Theory of Human Devolution, discoverer of Artificial Stupidity™.
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[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

Doctor, lawyer, beggar man, thief
Billy Joe Remarkable looks on in disbelief,
You want a taste of reality?
You'll have to wait in line,
You'll prolly see someone you know,
At Heartattack and Vine

[ Apologies to Tom Waits, who sued Levis
for using this in a commercial ]

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@Edark94 After Moors conquered Spain the went after Sicily.
About 722 AD, they began to conquer the island.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

Welcome to America, Emylee Thai !!!
Now defraud the taxpayers of $95 Million,
and abscond while awaiting trial.

"$100M Medicaid Fugitive CAUGHT In Vietnam After Cutting Off Her Ankle Monitor."

https://t.co/m39JxnVkeP via @YouTube

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@FloppingAces Hoping some knowledgeable person can answer this:

Wasn't the 'Gillet Jaune' movement libertarian, more or less? I don't remember a strong connection with leftists or Commies.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@FloppingAces They were OK with DC as long as the Deep State was in total control.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@tsn079 @FT The Big Brains in the EU had decades to learn about the murderous cult of Islam.
And the learned nothing.
They think they can 'diplomacize' their way out of any situation--that's how smart they think they are.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@orthokotan The voters of France are idiots for electing his coalition.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@Jill2016CV @marcjoffe @sfchronicle Now tell the class how CA gas formulations cost $2/gal.
or whatever number you invent for the total gas taxes.

You'd better hit the chemistry books first.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

Welcome to America, Gurinder Singh Gill !!!

Now murder your wife, burn her body, and tell the police she was arrested by ICE !

Just the kind of hard-working H1B we needed...

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

🚨A California man who blamed ICE for his wife’s disappearance has been charged with her m*rder after her burned remains were found.

Suddenly the media is SILENT now that they can't blame ICE anymore - so let's fix that and get the truth out there!
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Gurinder Singh Gill, 28, told Sacramento County Sheriff’s detectives that ICE agents picked up his wife Jasmine Gill while she went to get the mail. Detectives contacted ICE, which confirmed no enforcement activity occurred at the residence.
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Jasmine Gill, 30, was last seen at her Sacramento home on September 30. Her cousin reported her missing on October 4. Investigators learned the couple was in the middle of a divorce and child custody battle.
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Burned human remains discovered in El Dorado County on October 1 were later identified as Jasmine Gill’s. Detectives obtained a m*rder warrant. They arrested Gurinder on October 14 and booked him into the Sacramento County Main Jail. He is ineligible for bail.
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The case shows how some individuals attempt to use ICE as cover for violent crimes. Under President Trump, ICE has removed hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants, including large numbers of those with criminal records.
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DHS reports more than 670,000 removals in Trump’s first year back in office, plus nearly 2 million self-deportations. White House figures list nearly 200,000 deported illegal aliens with charges or convictions, including 47,885 for as$ault, 16,552 for s*xual as$ault, and 2,699 for hom*cide.
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ICE continues targeting criminal illegal aliens for removal while California authorities pursue cases like Gurinder Gill’s. The false ICE claim delayed nothing. It simply failed.
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#ICE #California

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@Jill2016CV @marcjoffe @sfchronicle When you make up shit, you get a reputation for making shit up.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@Rani_Rant_Fest @marcjoffe @sfchronicle And Big Brains like you said nothing then or yesterday.

[Marc Joffe @marcjoffe]

@Sunny41_PCH @sfchronicle Oh, sorry about that. I tried posting a guest link. Anyway, I covered this topic three years ago in a non-paywalled publication so try this. https://t.co/WVeX7WX5ff

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

This has been well-known for a decade, but the Chron just got around to the story?

We don't hate the media enough.

[Marc Joffe @marcjoffe]

Great explanation of why California gas prices are higher than in other states, in the @sfchronicle of all places.

26¢/gallon goes to "cap-and-invest" which funds high-speed rail.

https://t.co/PWuW9aZmH0

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@AnnaZ Crossbows are very quiet, and you can poison the bolts.

Outlawed in California, of course.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

It's amusing when the Snoids who insist on strict Trooth in every detail are just fine with men qualifying as women to set athletic records. To R/T my own self:

I see AI generated 'reality' as a legitimate cultural artifact, just as a caricature is based on image, or a parody is based on facts, or a Mark Twain tall tale is true.

AI 'slop' is the future; my General Theory of Human Devolution is trying to get ahead of that exponential curve.
As Tom Waits wrote,

"You want a taste of reality,
You'd better get in line,
You're bound to see someone you know
At Heart Attack and Vine."

[winrawr @DisasterDog3879]

@Harry_Bergeron @whitedarkassult Seriously, you need meds

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

I see AI generated 'reality' as a legitimate cultural artifact, just as a caricature is based on reality, or a parody is based on facts, or a Mark Twain tall tale is true.

AI 'slop' is the future; my General Theory of Human Devolution is trying to get ahead of that exponential curve.
Like Tom Waits wrote,

"You want a taste of reality,
You'd better get in line,
You're bound to see someone you know
At Heart Attack and Vine."

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

What needs ending is stupid little shits like you.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

Elon is hoarding trillions while they cut social programs up and down. Disgusting.

We need to end billionaires and maybe even millionaires. No one needs that much money. Full stop.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

@steve_hanke Who told her that talking sense or morals to invaders from the Tird World would bring results?

Or Shame?

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

We have already seen this in America, and didn't catch a clue, nor will we. We are just as dumb as the French.

[Steve Hanke @steve_hanke]

#FranceWatch🇫🇷: Looters stripped shops after France's protests. One store owner begged them to stop.

THUGS ARE RUNNING THE SHOW IN PARIS.

SMALL BUSINESSES ARE PAYING THE PRICE FOR MACRON'S NEGLIGENCE.

[Occam's Salad Shooter, Billy Joe Remarkable @Harry_Bergeron]

Maybe kids should be taught to hate on the DEA, ATF, and IRS?
And AID, PBS, DOJ, and State Department...

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Rep Sara Jacobs celebrates students who staged anti-ICE walksouts during schools and said she sat down with elementary kids and discussed ICE

Why is a school bringing in a politician to groom 7-year-olds to hate ICE?!

Very alarming

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Every Democrat legislator yesterday demanded American citizens be disarmed because a criminal committed a crime, while today we find out that a senator is saying, out loud, that she wants to prosecute every Republican member of any Republican administration to keep Republicans from participating in government.

These two things are not unrelated…