NursePatsy

America's Registered Nurse 👩‍⚕️
America’s Diabetes Educator
3 time winner of "Healer Cup" award.
Always double masked 😷
She/Her

Following Poe's Law

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine becoming a Netflix star. I am truly humbled. Thank you to all my supporters who believed in my message of wellness and metabolic equity.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@Devilfan1969 @BasedSSC @RRDDDDDDDDDD Yodel, if it’s so easy, where is your notary public certification?

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

The midterms are almost here, MAGA! 😂💙

As my followers know, I’m a medical professional AND licensed notary, which means I’m literally a legal scholar and expert in politics. So I can assure you that Kamala Harris is looking VERY STRONG. I can’t stop smiling!

I suggest you start emotionally preparing your white supremacist minds for the guaranteed possibility of Kamala routing the midterms! Cry harder, toxic males!

#NursePatsy

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

I just voted for James Talarico because the trans community needs abortion care too.

This is the number one issue facing America today. Full stop.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@Devilfan1969 @HuntersCoke @RRDDDDDDDDDD Yogurt, my website is fixed and working fine.

[SaltyGrinder @SaltyGrinderOne]

@PatsyDiabetes Fat cow mad she's not rich.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@RRDDDDDDDDDD @HuntersCoke @Devilfan1969 Not sure what happened with your credit card, but all sales are final, as stated on the world wide web page

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@RRDDDDDDDDDD @HuntersCoke @Devilfan1969 Not sure what happened with your credit card, but all sales are final, as stated on the world wide web page

[Biden Sniffed My Hair @libsblow]

@PatsyDiabetes nurse fatass

[MomToJust1Cat 🇺🇸 🐈‍⬛ @Momto2_Cats]

@PatsyDiabetes This is without a doubt one of the best parody accounts on X!!!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

People have no idea how difficult the notary exam actually is. @RRDDDDDDDDDD, please don’t beat yourself up for failing. The failure rate is extremely high. Most people simply cannot handle the legal precision, the procedural knowledge, and the ethical standards required. It is not a simple test. It is a rigorous process that only a small percentage complete. That is why those of us who wield the stamp carry real authority. Full stop.

Side note, @RRDDDDDDDDDD, you should take the notary exam again. I offer a 12-week course for $1499.95 that will help you achieve stamp authority and join the honored ranks of the Notary. You can enroll right from my website.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

People have no idea how difficult the notary exam actually is. @RRDDDDDDDDDD, please don’t beat yourself up for failing. The failure rate is extremely high. Most people simply cannot handle the legal precision, the procedural knowledge, and the ethical standards required. It is not a simple test. It is a rigorous process that only a small percentage complete. That is why those of us who wield the stamp carry real authority. Full stop.

Side note, @RRDDDDDDDDDD, you should take the notary exam again. I offer a 12-week course for $1499.95 that will help you achieve stamp authority and join the honored ranks of the Notary. You can enroll right from my website.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

We can be healthy at any size. The science is settled on that.

As a notary, we are literally legal scholars. Those who wield the stamp serve as legal executors of truth and authenticity. We control the verification of documents, the integrity of agreements, and the binding force of official acts. That is not a minor role. That is jurisprudence in practice. Full stop.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

We can be healthy at any size. The science is settled on that.

As a notary, we are literally legal scholars. Those who wield the stamp serve as legal executors of truth and authenticity. We control the verification of documents, the integrity of agreements, and the binding force of official acts. That is not a minor role. That is jurisprudence in practice. Full stop.

[kerriann butler @butlah]

@PatsyDiabetes Terrifying that you are a nurse! How do all these idiots become nurses in the first place?

[Rich @Richwoodings]

@PatsyDiabetes What a slob!! And she’s a nurse, I hope she never has to look after me.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@Famousname3 Huh? Our writes are literally written in the constitution.
Otherwise we’d be talking about student “lefts” too?

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@Famousname3 Huh? Our writes are literally written in the constitution.
Otherwise we’d be talking about student “lefts” too?

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

Just flew to Lyon for this historic and peaceful revolution.

There wasn’t nearly enough “No Kings” representation so I brought my own placards.

I’m so happy. I literally can’t stop smiling…
Immigration, climate justice, LGBTQIA+ writes, student writes, and Palestinian freedom are finally being recognized after centuries of colonizer oppression and toxic masculinity.

What a great time to be alive!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@Thickness818 I have my fingers crossed for bringing back mask mandates and lock downs. With all these pandemics on our hands we’ve never needed more

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

So glad I could be hear in Paris to support these long-overdue changes.

Students, people of color, immigrants, and the LGBTQIA+ community have suffered far too long under French colonial oppression.

Paris looks even more beautiful at sunrise with real change in the air. The patriarchy is crumbling. I can’t stop smiling.