It may sound dark, but sometimes I just want to be somewhere else all the time. I feel so distant from earth sometimes, I long for the stars. Too bad I'm too dumb and lazy to be an astronaut. π½β¨πΈβπ³οΈβ¨π€Ίπππ πͺπβ¨
I haven't tweeted in a while because I've been very busy with work, I ache all over and body is covered in bruises, but I really like my life rn, even though I'm tired.
My son, 7, has discovered βdeez nutsβ jokes and itβs all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply canβt stop.
I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldnβt get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, βdeez nuts.β