Retro airdrops are like exes: you spend months chasing them, they ghost you, and suddenly they appear in someone else’s wallet. 💀
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Every airdrop feels like a lottery ticket. You check your wallet 100 times, hope for a surprise, and in the end, either you win or just test someone else’s product for free. 🫠
"Dad, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm looking for retrodrops."
"So, you're unemployed?"
"No, I'm an investor in the future. 👨💻
(In the future, I might get $100)"
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