Harry Townsend

Terrible dancer

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@kylalagrange Hello!
On the off chance you’re not releasing new music because you think people don’t want it, I wanted to unequivocally reaffirm we all want more!

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

She’s going to be really good at skiing now she has three legs

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate I shit you not, you can do this in America

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@townsendyesmate I reckon Band of Horses own the copyright to this session

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@SkySportsGolf @SkySports Best I’ve played: Loch Lomond
Want to play: Augusta (of course)
Played best: London Golf Club Intl
Most recent: Sundridge Park West

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate You don't know the half of it. Signed off an email as Barry the other day, didn't realise until someone replied "Thanks Baz". Irreparable.

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate Thought I got free halloumi first time I went before I realised I just paid £3 more than anyone else 3 nights in a row

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate Innovation at its best. I saw a barista drop a whole sheath of lids this morning and I helplessly stood there watching, knowing the risk of a trouser split was too high if I bent down to help...

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate Breakfast done, now time to get my moustache trimmed and my trousers pressed.

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate ... but how did they report it stolen? would love it if it was the robbers doing the reporting, just to show off

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@jakeshoolheifer There is an insurance company called Ironshore. Annoys me every day that they're not called Ironsure...

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate @TownWHU unloading the dishwasher is the crescendo

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

Desperately sad news. The Wolf Hall trilogy is a true masterpiece!

[4th Estate Books @4thEstateBooks]

We are heartbroken at the death of our beloved author, Dame Hilary Mantel, and our thoughts are with her friends and family, especially her husband, Gerald. This is a devastating loss and we can only be grateful she left us with such a magnificent body of work.

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

First point of order, more bubbles. Second up? Bigger bubbles. Third priority, pretty bubbles in the air at all times.

[West Ham United @WestHam]

We are delighted to announce that Mark Noble is to return to the Club in the role of Sporting Director.

Noble will officially start in his post on 2 January 2023, following his retirement as a player earlier this year.

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@townsendyesmate "one more dance, then I have to go..."

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@YYYs you were bloody wonderful tonight!

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@nick08120917 if there were any tips they weren't coming through me! didn't back a single winner...

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

Derby Day

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

@jacktruthafc Got to keep Ben White away from 1:1s as they’ll be pushing for a red. Need the ball second half. Come on lads

[Harry Townsend @harry_townsend]

We’ve got Super Mik Arteta