Harry

23 yr old Journalism student at UOG. Frequently regarded as a champagne socialist. Very easily distracted by dogs. He/him

[Harry @harryjbh]

@pokemondealsuk Tried for like 5 mins? Just tried to get one. Added to the basket once but now it appears to have blocked me. Website is such trash

[Harry @harryjbh]

@realmflynnJR Stupid prick

[Harry @harryjbh]

@FleetXAdmiral @tayopensecret @Nick_Offerman You’re such a pressed cunt just go to bed and leave it

[Harry @harryjbh]

so mad I never really knew of michael cera’s music he really is just the best humanity has to offer huh

[Harry @harryjbh]

hahahahahaha up the Irish 🍀 https://t.co/febCVCob0N

[Harry @harryjbh]

“If I was a Capybara I’d be called Stuart” - @izzyxkettle 2k21

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

If you start a video without saying “What’s up guys?” someone from YouTube shows up at your house and murders your family

[Harry @harryjbh]

i’m like bradley cooper from limitless 20% of the time and eeyore from winnie the pooh the other 400% of the time

[Paul Wiltshire @Paulwiltshire]

This disgusting government obviously takes the view that there are more votes in ensuring drivers aren't held up by Extinction Rebellion demos than there are in defending centuries of democratic freedoms.

[Harry @harryjbh]

my girlfriend said to me she’d like to discover the kraken (ancient sea monster) because they’d “probably get on really well”. does anybody know if it’s possible to get married over the internet

[Harry @harryjbh]

i’m so happy w where i’m at in my music taste and lack of embarrassment thereof, like yeah the national and radiohead are my OG’s but like also harry styles bangs it’s just a fact

[Harry @harryjbh]

so i just got called a chad by some gross neckbeard transphobe on a facebook argument and it’s literally made my week 😍

[bex ❤️🇵🇸 @bex__xx]

If you’re assed about a politician claiming £240 of taxpayer money for AirPods (as you should be), you’re gonna be fucking livid when you find out about the £240,000,000 of taxpayer money Hancock gave to his mates

[Harry @harryjbh]

you’ve won life when u meet someone who makes u forget literally everything else when they’re in the room

[Harry @harryjbh]

curiouser and curiouser

[Harry @harryjbh]

funny how dom cummings doesn’t have any social media, it’s almost like the government want us to forget about how much of a fucking embarrassment he is, whilst simultaneously broadcasting ads about looking in dying covid patients eyes before breaking the rules #COVID19

[Harry @harryjbh]

my tiktok algorithm is so confused atm i swear it’s going to start showing me dogs playing complex guitar whilst showing cool tech items they’ve bought and reciting philosophy literature to me

[Shannon ❀ུ۪ @silvxshxn]

I can’t wait for this country to be free from the shackles of clapping for everything instead of actually fixing everything

[Harry @harryjbh]

if me and my girlfriend ever ended up having kids they’d be so fucked, like me and ur mum literally got together during the apocalypse u can deal with ur GCSE’s get a fucking grip x

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking holy shit is that what my voice sounds like omg there is NO way I can do this high