Harry McAnand

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

@ClarkesLatin I regret to inform you that the happy middle ground in terms of cost is to learn how to use a sewing machine and make them yourself. All you need to be able to do Is measure and cut accurately, and sew in a straight line.

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Look I’m not saying I’m ridiculously British, but what I will say is that I was fairly near the King yesterday, and described the distance as “slightly further away than I could throw a cricket ball.”

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Yup. Landing on the moon is for idiots.

[a ressentiment woman @ANNVYSHINSKY]

Look, everyone who goes to Oxford and Cambridge is actually a total idiot, but the whole world pretends otherwise for some reason. Exactly like the moon landing.

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

It’s not that I don’t like Laijitongtou Bojue 垃圾桶头·伯爵 “Count Binhead” as a translation, but I think we’ve missed out on the greater gift that could have been Bingfei Bojue 并非·伯爵 “Count Absolutely Not”

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Me building a trebuchet in my back garden:

[Michael Cole @mdjcole]

Applied physics? APPLIED?!

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

@HerrCepo @postoctobrist Many such cases

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

All Chinese plays involving journeys to Buddhist Hell be like:

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

And we passed through the cavern of rats. And we passed through the path of boiling steam. And we passed through the country of the blind. And we passed through the slough of despond. And we passed through the vale of tears. And we came, finally, to the ice caverns

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

@nogodsnomayors do I hear the “hyah!” of the Municipal Round-up?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

The mayor of Arcadia, California is facing up to 10 years in prison after admitting to acting as an illegal agent for the People's Republic of China. According to the Justice Department, Eileen Wang would receive pre-written pro-Chinese articles from the Chinese government to post on her website, U.S. News Center. She would also communicate with Chinese officials to tell them how many views those articles would receive.

CBS News' @NicoleSganga has more on what the DOJ and FBI found. https://t.co/DjmwsWz19D

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Reasons why my baby rhinos are crying (they drank all their milk)

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The sound baby rhinos make voice their displeasure (they drank all their milk)

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

@postoctobrist @Baizebub But we’re all getting the overalls that make you look good, right?

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

@nogodsnomayors

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

How is it that *Tucker Carlson* has made what may be the best New York-related merchandise ever?

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Nominative determinism strikes again

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Zombie de Gaulle!

[لینگویینی @Stervende__]

تراپی فقط مادربزرگ من؛ آلزایمر داره هر نیم ساعت یبار میپرسه اون نوار مشکی گوشه تلویزیون برای چیه میگیم خامنه‌ای رو کشتن، اونم هربار از اول فحشش میده بعد دور هم خوشحالی میکنیم :)

[Bahar | بهار @BGhandehari]

“The only therapy is my grandma; she has Alzheimer’s. Every half hour she asks what that black ribbon in the corner of the TV is for. We tell her they killed Khamenei, and every time she starts cursing him all over again. Then we all celebrate together.” 😅

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

You know you’re overly invested in a series when you find yourself yelling PAUL WAS NOT A TAX COLLECTOR, NOVEMBER into your empty living room whilst listening to a review of Fast 5
@postoctobrist @KillJamesBond

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

You can’t actually tell the difference between men who think this and men who don’t think this when you first meet them.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

Crimson Desert allows you to punch women.

I have never been more ready to preorder in my life.

Finally a game that gives gamers what they want.

[Harry McAnand @harrymcanand]

Call it “Fifty-five Flowers”

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

the HIMYM side plot where Barney tried to hook up with a girl from every country but instead it’s a guy trying to sleep through all of China’s 55 ethnic minority groups