Harcourt Fenton Mudd

Grifter..uh..Entrepreneur - formerly known as Mudd The 1st on the planet MUDD.

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Ah Alice. *stares at inactive Alice118 standing against the wall* If only that blasted Spock's program didn't linger within you...*sigh*

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

'Tis late and parting is such sweet sorrow! *places hand on chest & the other raised in the air* I can just imagine: Mudd IS Shakespeare!

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@nathanrdotca Egad! Well, I hardly twit that much ol' boy, too busy evading..uh..I mean, taking care of important business, you know.

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@fmlchekov Ah, if you recall, Kirk had Norman nake 500 of the dredful things! However, I escaped...eh...departed planet Mudd sometime ago.

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@nathan_backup Nathan me lad! What's this? A twitter back up? Why on Romulus would twitter limit us?

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Come now @fmlchekov I see the way you looked at those andro..um, ladies! I think a young man like yourself will enjoy it here!

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Hummm that @7_of_Nine has been awfully busy today...I'm off to the 21st century to see Star Trek! There should be a young Harry in there!

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

I do believe a lot of people are out there chittering about Star Trek which is one of my faaavorite subjects! Anyone for tea?

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@Khan_N_Singh I say, old man! That @LieutenantUhura is a fiery little minx, don't you think? A bit mean, perhaps, but feisty.

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

*wakes up in sweat screaming* SHUT UP, STELLA! SHUT UP...oh dear...blasted Kirk... *realizes twitter device is still active. Logs off*

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Khan? ...hum...Perhaps I should, after all, drop the ol' boy a line. Still hoding a grudge against ol' Kirk *Mumbles* not that I blame him..

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@captain_erika Why why ..uh..well..,*ahem* If I did happen upon such formula I'm sure I could put it to good use making commerce safer...

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

*Good fortune* Of course! Beam me up @Mr_Scott and I'll join in! Harry Mudd's always ready to party aboard the Enterprise!

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

If I can get on the Enterprise with some Orion beauties-distract the crew-I bet I could get the time travel formula from their computers...

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Good night! Good night one and all. *waves hand dramatically - blows a kiss to the stars* It's off to me shuttle for Harry's beauty sleep.

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

I believe that fetching little Paris Hilton might be an android. And I'm one to know! Although whoever programed her missed some classes...

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

The early worm gets the...uh...well, something like that. I'm off to Sirius where I've maintained some, shall we say, lucrative contacts?

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

Note 2 self: "Aquire" a 24th century communicator like these New Generation types wear on their shirts. Clever thing...could be profitable!

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@LieutenantUhura *heavy sigh* Stella. The most *heavy sarcasm* wonderful 2 months of my life! What was I thinking? Maybe I was drunk?

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd @HarryMudd_]

@LieutenantUhura But my dear, it would have been 4 conversations only! All those Stellas 'bout drove me out into space without a suit!