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"You need to check out B.A.P.S., Halle Berry and Martin Landau are incredible in it. Best movie ever!" said Neville. "Yeah, I'll check it out soon." replied Ron, who had been reccomended this movie one too many times now, making the idea of watching it feel like a tiresome chore.

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"I get so pissed off when a cool looking animal gets eaten by a stupid looking one. Like some big eyed monkey eating a mantis" mused Harry. "Yeah but... you know, that's nature. What can you do?" replied Ron. Harry suspiciously put down his wand, "Yeah... What can I do..."

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Sat opposite was a man loudly eating a pasty, his wet open mouth chewing reverberating through the bus. "Please..." muttered Hermione, "I have misophonia...".
"What's that love? I d-".
Before he could finish, Hermione unwillingly unleashed a psychic blast, killing everyone.

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Harry clutched his arm as an intense pain surged across his body. His hands tensed with such force that his fingernails shot out with a gush of sinew. Dumbledore chuckled, showing his hands and revealing his prosthetic fingertips. "Tee hee, I remember casting my first spell too!"

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"Harry, we've been really worried lately..." said Ron, "Ever since you fell into that stagnant water at a place called 'Amoeba Lake' you've been acting unusual.". Harry looked indignant. "Leave me alone. I don't have a fucking parasite in me. I'd be doing all this stuff anyway.".

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"Neville, you haven't been in class for the past week, are you doing alright?" asked Ron. "I'm doing great, thank you." replied Neville, "I've been at home eating pizza with my friends and watching 'Insektors' on repeat.". Because this sounded awesome, Ron decided to join him.

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Harry stunned everyone as he walked into class, light glistening off his bald head. "That's right, I shaved off all my hair." said Harry. "It has nothing to do with Draco saying yesterday that I have 'Team America Puppet Hair'. I did this for a different reason than that.".

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"Hey Ron, check this out!" said Harry as he demonstrated a hand gesture, "I figured out I can spell the word 'blood' with my fingers, isn't it cool?". "Harry what is this. I'm sick of you." "Huh? But it's just-" "Don't play this shit with me okay? You're a mess. You'll soon die."

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Whatever happened, to Harry P?
He could dance! He could sing!
Make the bigest theatre ring, Harry could do most anything.
Whatever happened, to Harry P?
When he'd walk, down the street.
All the world would lie at his feet.
There was no one half as sweet.

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"Harry, you're outta here. Critics think your latest flick blowed." said Jack Warner. "Critics? What critics?" replied Harry, angrily. "It's Kevin. He's 13, a real rising star in the YouTube review space, He's got over 20 subscribers. Says your movies are 'gay ass'.".

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"Leader Voldemort, as commander of your astro fleets, I must bring you some unfortunate news. The Hogwarts flagship has broken through our front lines!" Voldemort pondered, swirling his wine glass. "Have you nothing more exciting to tell me? Guards, have him executed at once."

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harryp0tter8: Wahts that shield
harryp0tter8: Its so kewl,,,,
harryp0tter8: The purple seethru one.
D4RTHM4UL: Its a elemental shield
D4RTHM4UL: If u follow me north of varockk i can show you how to get 1

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"I think they should add "Crystal" as a type in Pokemon!" said Neville. "How would that be any different to Rock??" responded Harry. "Well..." hesitated Neville, "It'd be weak to Fighting and Steel!". Harry paused for a moment. "Neville I don't think you should be alive anymore."

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"I already confessed. I'm guilty! I murdered Longbottom! What do you want from me??" yelled Harry to the men that had approached him in his cell. "We know what you did, Potter. We're here to release you on one condition: that you do it again. Neville has returned as an undead."

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"The cold doesn't affect me. I've always had to bundle up for warmth against the frost of the outside world." said The Penguin. "When my Ice Ray hits Gotham, you'll all feel as I do! Nwah ha!". "I think you're stepping on my toes quite a bit with this one." responded Mr. Freeze.

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As Harry and Draco left the restaurant, while their conversation had never reached any kind of conclusion, both men walked away feeling heard by one another. Harry fondly looks upon the familiar places of Hogwarts, and tells his girlfriend all about his dinner with Draco.

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Harry was defiant. "I don't care what you tell me to do. I'm English and I'm proud, and I won't leave! Not so you can give my dorm away to some refugee...". Eventually, everyone got tired of arguing with Harry, and Hogwarts was bug bombed with him remaining inside.

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"While many regard it as being one of the worst missteps of the franchise, I think the magic instrument medallions from Underground should have become a recurring feature in the Sonic the Hedgehog series." - J.K. Rowling

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"Oh my god I love your shirt dude!!" said Harry, excitedly. "Haha yeah! I love Cartman so much, he's soo funny!" responded Hermione.
"Respect mah authoratehhh....haha!"
"Yeah haha!"
"Yeah."
The conversation soon fizzled out and the two didn't speak much again.