Harry Roasts America

America: A grand experiment in equality. Harry Roasts America is an equal opportunity attack machine.

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RT @ClintonNews Ambassador Rice Addresses Iran's Nuclear Program As "Fuck Face" su.pr/2Kh1Ny

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SHITE! LAST ROAST of 2011 tonight at @improvboston 10pm. Part of Boston Improv Fest. We'll kill it with Mon Frere and Boom Scones #BIF3

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So I don't give a shit but tonight is gonna be a big show stuff thing. I wrote it. May not see it again until 2012 too! @improvboston 10p

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RT @msnbc_world Fierce gunbattles as rebels hunt Gadhafi TONIGHT on the OUTDOOR CHANNEL! on.msnbc.com/n7bMsX

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This MAY be the last regular Roast show of 2011! And by MAY I mean it's the same odds as an E Coast Tremor @improvboston Thursday 10pm.

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RT @BreakingNews
Gadhafi has lost control of 95 percent of Libya, other 5% at Tripoli Disney bit.ly/nrLTPs

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RT @msnbc Strike kills militants who downed US chopper; War In Afghanistan Is Over! http://t.co/2LKcFpM

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RT @MSNBC_Headlines Polar bear mauls tourist to death in Norway, shoots self http://t.co/ltlyenN

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RT @USATODAY What's next for Prince William and Catherine? Anal. http://t.co/KtCMWmk

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Thanks Everyone who came out to See HRA last night! Awesome time, great panel, lotta funny, finally a good producer! @improvboston

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RT @ClintonNews Secretary Clinton Delivers Comments Before a Trilateral Meeting in Bali, (If You Know What I Mean) ;-) http://t.co/rgaHoHa

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Simply. Roast, tonight 10p @improvboston with new producer, new panelist and some hot shit ranking on Dr. Ablow. Emphasis on the Blow.

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RT @msnbc_travel Carnival cruise ships bump in Key West -Carnival Ships Miracle and Dream to have litter of dingys http://t.co/2awPmtf

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RT @CBSNews GI Arrested after he asked how to build explosives at a gun shop; Pentagon:Soldiers Can No Longer Use Bombs http://t.co/slDNzUD

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Supreme Roast with a Whole New Look and Feel. Not Your Father's Roast. Your Mothers' Roast! Tomorrow night, Thurs 10pm at @improvboston

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Roast Tomorrow Night! Brand new Producer! Robert Woo, Kayla Avery, Brendan Thomas Crowley on the Panel. Vintage Commercial on Crap from TV!

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RT @ABCWorldNews Google+ Claims 20 Million Members in First Month - Google Spokesperson; "And we'll kill 20M more!" http://t.co/fMz7Sc5

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RT @foxheadlines NY pilot rescued after night in frigid Lake Huron - Lakes Michigan, Superior, Erie, Ontario Questioned http://t.co/uGnKkTf

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RT @ABC Piers Morgan Stands By Phone Hacking Denials; Vows To Continue With Same Shitty Show On CNN http://t.co/K1rcW7c

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Roast! Thurs 10p at @improvboston! Smack Down of All Things America! Producer Ryan out! Special Back up producer Dana B runs the show!