This tweet was a joke so u can all stop accusing me of being a scumbag & “not knowing how to treat a woman”
I don’t even HAVE a gf lmao. She broke up w/ me last month after she found out I was cheating on her while she was in Puerto Rico volunteering w/ hurricane relief efforts
My gf texted me back after I told her I’m canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she’s totally cool w/ it. She told me ”do whatever u want. I find it funny...”
I didn’t bother reading the whole message cuz I’m driving but I’m glad she‘s not mad
just seen two girls share a pic on facebook saying “u know what i call boys under 5”11? friends.” but both of them have literally had my penis in their mouth before an im 5”7/8 why u tryna act like a bad bitch on facebook LOOOOOOOOOOL
Everyone is posting pictures of lovely Christmas morning runs and I’ve done a red sick on the carpet and pulled a radiator off the wall and flooded a bedroom.
Dear Up & Coming Coach: 90% of the articles written today pertain to 10% of the pop. Don’t sweat it! Linear periodization, progressive ovlerload, mastering basic movt’ patterns & pragmatic experience aren’t sexy but will serve you greatly as you progress in your profession.
If your girlfriend wore a black dress with fishnet stockings and went to motion lastnight with a girl called Darcy you should start throwing out her shit cos my pal banged her in the portaloo